You can now get your own autographed sign personally installed by me for your fence in Albany Ward.
Send the Clown a message.
I also have fridge magnets and postcards to help you send that message.
Let me know if you want signs, or bid to win the autographed sign.
I’ll also take this opportunity to restate my election promises:
Not to piss on anyÂ trees
Not to sign paintings I have not painted
Not to send drunken texts afterÂ 11pm
No to send drunken press releases afterÂ 11pm
Not to hold impor tant meetings inÂ bars
Not toÂ Vote to fund Brian Rudmanâ€™s theatre
Not to put boozing with my mates on my coun cil credit card
Not toÂ top putting piggy noses on troughing politicians
Not toÂ Punch ambulance officers
Vote Slater – Albany Ward