You can now get your own autographed sign personally installed by me for your fence in Albany Ward.
Send the Clown a message.
I also have fridge magnets and postcards to help you send that message.
Let me know if you want signs, or bid to win the autographed sign.
I’ll also take this opportunity to restate my election promises:
Not to piss on any trees
Not to sign paintings I have not painted
Not to send drunken texts after 11pm
No to send drunken press releases after 11pm
Not to hold impor tant meetings in bars
Not to Vote to fund Brian Rudman’s theatre
Not to put boozing with my mates on my coun cil credit card
Not to top putting piggy noses on troughing politicians
Not to Punch ambulance officers
Vote Slater – Albany Ward