Minimum Main Road Speeds

Granny DriverThere is nothing more annoying than when you travel on the motorway and discover some halfwit is going at 70, or on state highway one and there is moron travelling at 80, with a huge tail back being caused by one driver’s selfish decision to drive below the speed limit.

Slow drivers on open roads cause crashes. They force people that just want to travel at the speed limit to take tough decisions about passing, and some of these cause accidents.

So the Whaleoil transport policy is that there will be minimum speed limits on motorways and main roads. If you drive more than 10 km under limit when there is no good reason too (being old, dopey or useless is not a good reason) you should be fined for holding up traffic and creating anger among fellow tax payers who expect you to drive at the speed limit.

Given that the ratepayers of Albany Ward overwhelming favour using their cars for transport this is a sensible policy for them to support.

Responsibilities come with along with rights. If you want the right to drive on the main road, you have the responsibility to ensure you travel at a speed that allows traffic to flow.

Under Whaleoil’s transport policy people whinging about a minimum speed limit are classed as other people, and will be forced to become mandatory users of public transport.

And the impact of slow drivers on productivity is huge, so we need to stop slow drivers from wrecking the driving experience for the rest of us, as well as costing the economy.

  • chris73

    Oh hell yes! So many ads about speeding yet none about arrogant slow coaches…

  • 71jmt

    I once witnessed a line of horses where one transgressor thought to move ahead of its rightful place in the trek line. T’was nipped in the rump by a grumpy old gelding…move over or I shall bite! (NZ Police Community Roadwatch,PO BOX 9147, Welly 6141) (another fuzz joke)

    • titanuranus

      I guess you had to be there.

  • titanuranus

    Fuckin` A ,you got my vote.
    100kph should be the posted speed for the open road,the fucking cretins that can`t/won`t do the posted speed should either ,get off the fucking road or get their Nana to drive them where they want to go.
    The whole speed kills mantra is a crock of shit,while speed may be a factor in some crashes, it is the failure to keep left that kills or right in the cases where retards drive off the road.

  • The Gantt Guy

    Whale, I believe there is already an offence on the statute books that covers this. It’s something along the lines of “impeding the flow of traffic” or some other such nonsense. Of course, having a law and getting Chief Wiggum’s boys to enforce it are two completely separate things.

  • nasska

    A few months back ‘Oswald Bastable’, another blog well worth reading, commented on wretched slow drivers on State Highways thus…… “Anyone too timid to drive at over 60kph should be on medication. Anyone on that much medication shouldn’t be allowed on the road”.

    If only the Police could tear themselves away from speed campaigns/revenue collecting & spend some time getting these snail like geriatrics off the road. Wishful thinking!

  • peterwn

    Heavy vehicles, cars with trailers etc are limited to 90kph so presumably could go at 80kph, so there is the same problem. Moreover many speedos tend to under-register. I wish car makers would fit decent speedos (using something like half a ‘Hawk’ to get an accurate speed measurement) with audible signals at threshold points.

  • jman

    I love it. This gets my vote!

  • reid

    I remember one prick towing a boat heading south on the desert road about 5:00 PM on Christmas Eve with a huge line behind him, on those long long straights with heaps of room to pull over, and he didn’t. Not once. Ignorant fuck #1

    Ignorant fucks #2 thru 29,1162 who I’ve also met are the absolute wankers who drive say 90 in the fast lane. And force you to pass on the left, which is illegal, but the alternative is ramming the fucker off the highway lest I explode, so I usually do the former.

    • orange

      It’s not illegal if there are marked lanes.

  • anasazi

    What about bad weather? Seems like you and a few others have stopped with the pills already.

  • grizz

    You should also ban space saver tyres. I once had to drive with one of those things, but could only go as fast as 70km/hr. I had to keep pulling over to let traffic pass. Funny how I do not see other slow drivers doing the same thing.

    Seriously though, you have 3 lanes on a motorway. So what if the old granny in the left hand lane goes at 70km/hr. Use the other 2 lanes to pass her. The real problem is the single lane state highways being clogges up by caravans and other road slugs where the driver feels that every day should be treated like a day for a slow sunday drive.

  • kehua

    So many angry people driving on our roads, so many once were angry people in our hospitals and grave yards. Slow down and live boys if your car don`t kill you your blood pressure will.