"I could have started a blog, but that's the first sign of mental illness" – Michael Laws

Someone is touchy. Michael Laws is very touchy. He decides to label all bloggers as having a mental illness and suggests he isn’t there yet.

Well F*ck you Michael.

In the middle of Movember you decide to label bloggers as suffering from mental illness. Well welcome to the sh*t-storm that all bloggers will unleash upon you for calling us all mental.

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I have always been up front about my own personal battle with Depression. I have fronted on my own demons. It is time Michael Laws started confronting his own demons, and they are considerable. It is time that bloggers and media everywhere started calling this blackmailer, bullshit artist on his crap and started outing his reprehensible bullying and predator behaviour.

There is power in speaking the truth, something Michael Laws is a stranger to.

I wonder what his fellow Radio host at Radio Live, Mike King thinks about such labels during Movember, an event that Mike King is an ambassador for. I wonder too what John Kirwan thinks of such comments during Movember.

Michaels Laws is a cowardly little weak man with a body like a half sucked throatie. By abusing bloggers for their mental health has just added him to my sh*t-list, a list from which no one ever gets off.

Here is a video that Michael laws would do well to heed. (WARNING: NSFW, Do not play at work)

  • jacqueline

    Not the smartest move the slime ever made is it? lol It made me laugh actually, that he must be stewing so bad in his juices, that he did not stop to think how many people that little editorial would alienate.

    I think he will be on most of the country’s shit list now – if he wasn’t already there.

    Crack up.

    • stealycat

      I think you are a close second on the shit list. Do you not realise how people see you? A sad, sad person whose only claim to your non fame is the defamatory things you write about your ex lover. You must have no self love. That is evident.

  • http://keepingstock.blogspot.com/ inventory2

    Pot; meet kettle

  • http://www.cadlow.co.nz spanishbride

    I tried to listen to it but fell asleep half way through the description of his flu and flu shot.

    I think it would be more accurate to say that the BEST Blogger in NZ is affected by Depression .
    The Blogger who will not be named. The Blogger who WILL have his own radio talk back show and who will not be BORING because everybody who listens to him wants to engage with him in a discussion because he is insightful, clever, well informed and as hard hitting as a sledge hammer!
    Best of all he is HONEST and upfront, not afraid to discuss the hard stuff.
    There are no skeletons in his closet. He hauled them all out into the sunlight years ago.

    • jacqueline

      There is nothing quite as nice…as going to sleep every night with a closet empty of skeletons.

  • trevormallardsucksmyballs

    In all fairness – if Laws only reads either Red Alert or the monkey factory that is the Standard – you can see where he is coming from. Im pretty sure Mallard has a whole host of mental issues. Not to mention the clare curran / loota / colional viper multiple personalities.

    BTW – Thinking whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz is going from strength to strength. Good on you ! Great to see you can have a blog – and some issues and still be 3 times the bloke laws could ever be.

  • ipfreely

    Im so sick and tired of John Kirwins so called depression.(Folks JK here im depressed pay $100 and i will tell you how depressed i am).Shit this ancient rugby player hasnt gone through my life toils and at 62 i smile still AND DONT WIMP like JK AT MEGA BUCKS A HOUR, shit kirwins turned depession into a big bucks business
    fuck after recent deaths, losses redundancy etc etc ,KIRWIN is starting to fuck me of with his wimpy tv ads,JK get a backbone

    • rory1232004

      ipfreely, that website has helped a lot of people. I used it, never tried to charge me $100 dollars. As for Whailoil, stop being so PC, You’re just like the libertarian Paul Henry haters, protesting because they have white guilt. His comments are generally quite funny.

    • http://keepingstock.blogspot.com/ inventory2

      @ ipfreely; deal with the anger ip; it will consume you if you don’t.

  • trevormallardsucksmyballs

    @ ipfreely – perhaps you should actually listen to the adds. It sure sounds like you have a problem.

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  • ipfreely

    Yer and im shure you feel sorry for me trevormallardsucksmyballs yep im just a fuckwit tosser a worker.and john kirwin with his GREAT life style here in NZ and life in italy ,this wimp needs help. trevormallardsucksmyballs after 14 years as a trades man in a shedding of staff YOU ARE TOLD TO FUCK OF, no counciling ,NO hand holding , YOU ARE TOLD TO FUCK OF, JK has his business i now after being a highly skilled worker have a little job at 1$ above miniman, trevormallardsucksmyballs i hope SHIT FALLS ON YOUR LIFE and job TOSSER AND IT WILL I HOPE,as you can watch the JK adverts and say FUCK WHERES THE NEXT JOB COMMING FROM

  • trevormallardsucksmyballs

    @ipfreely.

    Couple of points:

    You say “Yer and im shure you feel sorry for me” – actually, no I don’t. You don’t rate high enough for me to even do that.

    You say “i now after being a highly skilled worker” I hate to point out that you can hardly write – When you look around you will find that most highly skilled people have the basics of this sorted. Which is why you are on the said $1 above min. wage.

    As for wishing ill on others – perhaps you could try and lift your game and raise above where you are at currently.

    oh – and smile – it makes you feel better.

  • ipfreely

    Cou­ple of points:

    You say “Yer and im shure you feel sorry for me” – actu­ally, no I don’t. You don’t rate high enough for me to even do that.

    You say “i now after being a highly skilled worker” I hate to point out that you can hardly write – When you look around you will find that most highly skilled peo­ple have the basics of this sorted. Which is why you are on the said $1 above min. wage.

    As for wish­ing ill on oth­ers – per­haps you could try and lift your game and raise above where you are at currently.

    oh – and smile – it makes you feel better.

    you sound like a smart CUNT trevormallardsucksmyballs,but cunts are good and usefull but you are closer to being a arsehole, lower down and smelly, i still hope shit falls on your big head, from the bigger arsehole who rules you,( ahh that feels good)

    • johnqpublic

      I’ve just twigged. You’re the little bloke who collects trolleys at Foodtown in Browns Bay aren’t you.

  • adolffiinkensein

    Methinks blokes who use eyeliner might be suffering from clinical repression.

    • jacqueline

      It’s not eyeliner – it is Maybelline Great Lash mascara – he keeps it in his toothbrush holder.

      • animalmother

        Well now I’ve heard everything

  • gaskranken

    So I take it the ranting of the Laws today in his on air anti blog vomit was due to the posting on here in the weekend.

    Very good think you have probably now just scored a huge slice of his audience eh, I’d certainly like to be alerted if the stats indicate that, if that’s cool.

    I called the justice system in this country `broken’ on this blog at least six months ago and fuck me Figjam tonight on 3 news called the justice system in nz `broken’

  • moolooman

    NEWS FLASH: trevormallardsucksmyballs changes name to ipfreelysucksmyballs

    Seriously ipfreely, you are carrying on like a rabid dog. Furthermore you are carrying on like a poorly educated rabid dog who has to resort to petty name calling and inappropriate language to try and make a point. Who`s your boss mate? I`ll go and talk to him about you being overpaid.

  • spiker

    He’s used that line before, its not the first time I’ve heard him refer to blogs/bloggers as mentally ill. Odd really as his monologues on radio live are not dissimilar to what some might post on a blog..

    • jacqueline

      His Facebook page is a blog. The idiot doesn’t even realise that.

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  • jman

    Jacqueline are you Jacqueline Sperling?

    • stealycat

      Yes of course its her! God help me ML has proved again what an utter idiot he is by getting together with this woman who is a complete nut case and media whore. She writes endlessly about him, is obsessed by him and the only people who reply to her rantings are the idiots on facebook she calls her friends. She needs some serious help…even more than Laws does. JS is a nobody who can only get in the paper because she screwed the most hated man in NZ. How sad she is. Get a life JS. From what I’ve seen you clearly don’t have one.