If I was…

…John Key, I would be very worried about my caucus backlash tomorrow.

…John Key, I would be giving  FIGJAM a very public dressing down and instructing cabinet to overturn his The Electoral (Finance and Advance Voting) Amendment Bill.

…a National party caucus member, I would be very angry that my caucus never got a chance to discuss FIGJAM‘s stich up of the selecto committee, yet Labour’s caucus did.

…a National party caucus member I’d be wondering just which team FIGJAM is on, because it sure isn’t mine.

…Steven Joyce, I would be very annoyed that two popular and well read bloggers may very well run a third party campaign against National.

…Steven Joyce, i would be very annoyed that FIGJAM has once again tried to de-rail National’s election chances next year.

…a National party cabinet minister, I would be concerned that FIGJAM seems to have stuffed up everything he has touched.

…FIGJAM, I’d be worried what The Whale has planned next.

…Tau Henare, I would have a chat with FIGJAM about drinking a gumboot full of knuckles and sandwiches.

…FIGJAM, I’d start listening to people in my team and not pinko liberal handwringers like Jon Johansson.

…a National party member I would be asking my local MP whether or not they supported FIGJAM‘s position on freedom of speech.