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Kim il FIGJAM

by Whaleoil on November 22, 2010

Simon “FIGJAM” Power. The one and the only. This is a bloke who is well known for running around telling his childhood mates that he was going to be prime minister and the greatest leader of the National Party ever. He is a legend in his own mind.

FIGJAM, there is no way you are ever going to make the step up.

You have totally pissed off the VRWC and you have replaced Winston Peters as our main target. Treason is always a far greater crime than corruption.

Only insiders will know that the whole Electoral Reform select committee was a total farce. FIGJAM hung Amy Adams and the other National committee members out to dry, doing a shabby backroom deal with Labour to have a law that will go through without a fight.

He railroaded the whole process, with caucus not having a say on it, and those on the committee having to do as they were told by FIGJAM.

The only way to deal with this is for FIGJAM‘s cabinet colleagues to tell him to sort it out, and for caucus to give him the bash tomorrow morning. Then they need a swift change in the bill to stop the suppression of free speech.

Otherwise I will be looking for a donor to give $300,001 so I can run a third party campaign against Figjam in Rangitikei, and become New Zealand’s first political prisoner for demonstrating my right to free speech.

Meanwhile I understand that there is chaos in Wellington. Captain Panic Pants has his nickers in a serious twist about the thought of the PM seeing my billboards on Molesworth St every day on the way to work. Billboards like this one.

Kim il FIGJAM needs to be taken out, both of Rangitikei and also from the National Party, he is better suited to be a force within Labour, with all his pinko mates he prefers to scheme in back-rooms with.

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  • nasska

    What I can’t understand is why? Surely National must be in a reasonably sound position to fight the next election. Labour will be tithing the unions & running cake stalls, ACT is a spent force & I doubt that the Maori or Green parties will be overrun with million dollar donations. What would possess the idiot to put the electorate offside for no feasible gain in the short or medium term?

    • hapuka

      i appreciate the freedom of speech angle whale, but in american politics they have become absolutely captive to their donors. is that a risk you are willing to take for the ideal of freedom of speech?

  • thor42

    I **love** that billboard, WO! I have GOT to see that put up on Molesworth St – it’d be awesome! It could even be a tourist attraction in its own right….. :)

  • whalewatcher

    Is this not another example of our Prime Ministers doing as they are told by the “owners” of NZ, the anonymous power-brokers who hold all the NZ Govt IOUs?
    We saw it plain as day with Helen ‘UN’ Clark – Seabed and Foreshore, cutting off access to Privy Council, signing us up to endless UN treaties which override our sovereign rights.
    Now John ‘the banker’ is playing the game too. Playing up to the moneymen, slowly eroding liberties and preparing us…
    I am not paranoid, they really are out to get us.

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