Citizen A – Predictions and 2010 highlights show

Best Minister – Mistress Crusher

Worst Min­is­ter – Prissy Carter

Best thing Gov­ern­ment did – reminded us again why Helengrad was shit.

Worst thing Gov­ern­ment did – lied to us about intelligence sharing with the US of A

Best thing the oppo­si­tion did – zip, zero, narda, absolutely nothing

Worst thing the oppo­si­tion did – retained Goof-E as leader

Best minor party – Greens

Worst minor party – ACT

Best MP – Sharkey

Worst MP – Garrett

The Econ­omy — what will hap­pen domes­ti­cally and international – borrow,borrow,borrow then hope. Free trade agreements won’t be worth shit. China will own the world.

How does the Gov­ern­ment sell a pri­va­ti­za­tion agenda – give the job to the shark, he can sell anything, the ultimate dealer.

How does the Gov­ern­ment sell the Wel­fare cuts? – give the job to Crusher she’ll pull it off.

Pre­dic­tions for National, Labour, Greens, Maori Party, ACT and United – The nats wash the rugby fields of the nation with Labour’s dribble, Greens carve out an ecologically sustainable dominance among the minors, The Maori Party enlist Taika Waititi as their admaker and enjoy renewed popularity, ACT change their name to WHO, and United go under the radar and not Te Radar either although it would certainly help if they did:)

It gets worse, just heard on Nat Rad that you have a newly appointed creative director for the Waterfront called Chris Morley-Hall. This guy is ex Wellington and is an exceedingly skillful trougher. He vacuumed out the WCC coffers in a big way while he was here, part of the Paekak mafia, watch him.