Colin James needs to take a tea break or retire
Veteran political correspondent Colin James continues with his hagiography of Simon Power, giving him the coveted politician of the year title and going on about leadership and other nonsense. When I read Colin’s article I was sick, just a little bit, in my mouth.
James is a veteran. Veterans should know that simply being the wettest most liberal member of the National caucus doesn’t make an MP leadership material.
So to someone who, as a candidate in 1999, saw Mr English as a model; someone with gravitas far beyond his 40 years and a huge work capacity; in charge of the single economic market with Australia; unafraid to take on the establishment where it is most established, in the law; scoffed at as naive or callow by his critics but valued by small investors for his determination to fix laws which allowed the Feltex shenanigans and finance companies’ misdeeds; a family man and genuinely nice guy; declared a young global leader by the World Economic Forum and off to Harvard briefly in March.
Lets think through some of these points. Bill English as a model? This means destined to win 21% if the party is silly enough to elect him leader. Hard work? That is just given, if you don’t work hard you should be sent back to being a third rate provincial conveyancy lawyer. Genuinely nice guy? News to most of the caucus and just about all of the party who he has never, ever done a single thing for out of altruism.
Then readers would be advised to carefully think about some of FIGJAM‘s other achievements. Having the nickname FIGJAM stick is going to be exceptionally bad news for anyone aspiring to be leader of a party. It is a well deserved nickname, earned only through a degree of ego-mania only found in the politically naïve.
FIGJAM has also managed to alienate every blogger or internet commentator in the country with his stupid attempt to regulate the internet. Good luck FIGJAM, somehow an anti-FIGJAM campaign seems to be the topic of every bloggers drinks in the country, ensuring that the new media will make next year uncomfortable for you. Maybe FIGJAM, you could take a step back and think through who is going to be the media that counts in a few years when the papers go tits up.
Then FIGJAM did a deal with his political opponents over election reform, managing to draw rebuke from the National Party president who is not known to rebuke anyone due to fear of having to take a position first. FIGJAM involved opponents in a shoddy deal to restrict freedom of speech, yet did not talk to his own party on their views.
Colin James is undoubtably going to get pensioned off at some stage soon, and editors reading his latest piece should speed up the process as he is obviously out of touch. There is no way FIGJAM is going to be leader of the National Party because he has failed to make friends in caucus with enough people to get close to winning a ballot. In a year of hard work FIGJAM has had a major brain melt, doing nothing at all to appeal to anyone who is not in the rarified are of the beltway. Put FIGJAM in front of an audience of swing voters and you have a certain vote for Labour.
The other thing about Simon Power is his fear of the media unless they are in a tightly controlled locked-down studio situation where he can sit behind a desk. Look through his media appearances and he likes to be sitting behind a desk. He is afraid especially of the television medium, he should also be afraid of right wing bloggers.


