Calling time on the Ballet

With all the wailing about saving a beach but no suggestions about how to actually provide for the corporate welfare for the developers who have their hands out it rests with the Whale to provide some alternative funding options.

The thought of going to the ballet probably never enters the minds of most New Zealanders. It is just legacy entertainment technology that would be better off left to die a natural death. Or they could take a lead from Homer Simpson, and make it appeal to the average person in the street.

From the latest available published accounts for the Royal NZ Ballet.

For the 2009 year.

Ministry for Culture and Heritage funding – $3,959,000
Sponsorship and donations – $2,010,000
Box office revenue – $2,631,000
Total Revenue  - $8,600,000

On these figures the Royal NZ Ballet bludges $1.50 for every dollar they raise in ticket sales. That’s right, you and I pay $1.50 for every $1.00 some liberal elite wanker pays to sit and watch ballet.

The only thing possible to say in their defence is at least they aren’t as big a bludgers as the NZSO. Or for that matter Outrageous Fortune, the fortune of which was ours spent on a few actors that arent good enough to make it on the global stage or they would have buggered off long ago.

If Labour wants John Key to save a beach that the rich people promoting the saving of could buy outright with their spare change then I suggest they start picking the pockets of the liberal elite and start cutting out their entertainment in the form of the NZSO and Royal NZ Ballet.

In tight financial times there are choices to make about what is essential and what isn’t. A symphony orchestra and a ballet company certainly aren’t essential services for a government to pay for. Think about all the beaches that could be saved and the hip operations that could be provided if we simply ditched these anachronistic pillars of a pretention.

  • joes

    Please don’t generalise. I’m not a liberal elite wanker.

    oh but then again I’d never go watch ballet in a million years if I could avoid it… generalise as much as you like.

  • gaskranken

    But there was that incredibly important documentary series screened on publicly funded television last year about the secret lives of dancers and what goes on back stage and it was all so gay and the delicate wee things were all so precious and it was all just so vital to the cultural fabric of the country well that’s what a couple of poofs on screen were telling us eh?

  • steve

    Ha! I never saw that coming!
    Domer Dimpson sums up the arty farty crap just fine

  • http://frontrower.gotcha.co.nz The Frontrower

    Okay, this might surprise you – but the Frontrower is fan of Ballet. The guys are amazing athletes, and the girls are so graceful and beautiful (but also amazing athletes as well.) However, I don’t need a subsidy of my ticket – and if the price was raised I wouldn’t have to sit next to guys and kids who are unwillingly dragged along by the women of their lives. If you do go remember to Google the ballet to get the story before you go so you understand what the story is about – and some of the plots make Outrageous Fortune look like Disney. (I have seen a short ballet as part of a demonstration of dance by a Spanish company – sorry can’t remember the name – where a spurned mistress kills the bride at her lovers wedding and then kills everyone there except the groom.)

    However, that’s really not the point I wanted to make!

    For comparison, there is the Russian Imperial Ballet who make regular tours to New Zealand. Despite flying the company around the world, having to put them up, and still pay some dosh them they manage to have ticket prices about the same as the RNZ Ballet. And they don’t get corporate sponsorship or Government subsidies and play 5 or 6 cities.

    Okay, they’re not as good as the RNZB, but if the Russians can do it, why can’t the Kiwis?