January 2011

Green Porno – Whale

Following on from the popular Whale sex post the other day this post is about the arts. I know, I know, the arts! Don’t panic its worth it.

Isabella Rossellini‘s award-winning series of very short films about the reproductive habits of marine animals. GREEN PORNO is scientifically accurate yet extremely entertaining. Produced by Isabella Rossellini, Jody Shapiro and Rick Gilbert. GREEN PORNO is now a Harper Collins book.

ABOUT GREEN PORNO

Isabella Rossellini’s critically acclaimed and provocative online series, GREEN PORNO covers both land and sea! The series features Rossellini as she acts out the reproductive habits of marine animals and insects, both scientifically accurate yet extremely entertaining.

GREEN PORNO is produced by Isabella Rossellini, Jody Shapiro and Rick Gilbert in association with Sundance Channel. The series is conceived, written by and features Rossellini. The films are directed by Rossellini and Shapiro.

“The secret to GREEN PORNO is that they allow of us to laugh but they also communicate true scientific information,” said Rossellini. “Because of what I learned in doing research for this series I felt strongly that there needed to be an added environmental element to really inform people how delicate the futures of these creatures are.”

There you go, never say Whaleoil hates the arts. Here is a preview of GREEN PORNO – Whale:

Pussy whipped as well

Oh dear Phil Goff is such a plonker. Dollars to donuts only him and Bomber will be watching him burn sausages on Friday.

Labour leader Phil Goff has admitted to dying his hair over Chirstmas because his wife wanted him to

Phil Goff says he’s dyed his hair because his wife wanted him to.

The normally grey Labour leader caused a stir sporting a more youthful head of hair while delivering his state of the nation speech.

Despite having dodged questions on the dye-job yesterday, Phil Goff has this morning admitted he dyed his locks over Christmas.

He says it was a personal decision prompted by his wife and has nothing to do with it being election year.

Oh dear, did he steal Bill English’s playbook for the 2002 election. Bill got a new haircut, new suits that didn’t end at his ankles and a speech coach. The only thing Phil is missing is for Dean Lonergan to give him a call to step into the ring for Fight for Life. Phil of course has an offer from a mincer to teach him how to walk which Bill never got.

Phil Goff is seeking a gimmick or something to connect with the electorate. He is failing utterly. Not even Len Brown stoops to dying his hair. By admitting to being pussy whipped he probably just shaved another few per cent off as the hard working blue collar blokes give up on him.

Happy Birthday Mum

It’s my Mum’s birthday today. She got her Gold Card in the post the other day though I don’t think she has taken a bus anywhere and isn’t likely to. My daughter suggested she take the ferry to Half Moon Bay so she can use Winston’s bribe.

Anyway it’s her birthday. Happy Birthday Mum, I’ll drop round some venison tomorrow. This video isn’t your kind of music but I didn’t want to post some gay mummy’s boy song.

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Wonky thinking

Labour lap-blogger Marty G has an interesting justification for increasing the minimum wage:

The Department of Labour produces advice each year on the options for the minimum wage and includes what it believes the employment impact would be of various changes. The 2007 one said the increase to $12 an hour would cost 300-1400 jobs. Did it? Who knows. That kind of change doesn’t appear in the statistics, it’s too small.

But let’s say it did destroy 1,400 jobs. That’s 0.05% of the workforce. In return, 4% of the workforce were getting a direct pay rise and another 16% or so on near to minimum wages were getting bumped up too. It seems like a reasonable trade-off and it’s one that Labour took.

So what they are saying is that they think it is just brilliant that people to lose their jobs so others can be “richer”.

Good oh!

I think this is a prime example of what Matt McCarten described yesterday as the left lacking “intellectual heft”.

Wednesday Weapons — The coolest rifle ever

hat tip The Firearm Blog

This rifle featured at the SHOT show…I have to put a SHOT Show on my bucket list.

Anyway back to the coolest rifle known to man.

The rifle is a Remington 700 chambered in .300 AAC BLK. It features the fancy new Remington folding RACS stock (Remington Arms Chassis System) and an integrally suppressed barrel. It oozes cool.

The optic is sport is very nifty. It has a custom Leupold scope that features a custom front focal recticle ballistically matched to the subsonic .330 AAC BLK and the supersonic .300 AAC BLK.

Super Cool Rifle

Super cool rifle

It is a concept gun. If it was produced in this configuration it would be very expensive. The components alone would add up to a lot of dollars.

Awesome news

Keith Locke is retiring.

My day is complete.

No doubt Farrar will find something nice to say. I can’t so I will just take my mum’s advice that if you can’t say something nice then say nothing at all.

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Phil's state of the nation speech analysis

Here was me thinking I was going to have to do a lot of homework, read Phil’s speech and pick it apart bit by bit. But then Phil made the speech and it can be summarised in one sentence.

The country is broke but we are going to make it broker by spending at least $1.5 billion so no one, even rich pricks, don’t have to pay cash on the first 5000 they earn.

That is pretty much it. Even Malcolm Harbrow at No Right Turn has had a momentary connection with reality and noticed that Phil Goff simply can’t pay for this rash promise.

Overpromising and relying on magical thinking benefits no-one; it just leads to disappointment and adds to the public’s cynicism about politicians. And that’s something Labour should be trying to avoid.

John Key likewise commented:

It’s fiscally irresponsible, we live in New Zealand not Fantsyland.

But for all the good Phil Goff was hoping to deliver for Labour it all went under the bus that ran over his leadership when he turned up with a dye job. Who ever is advising him should be looking for a new job this morning as the papers are full of his stupid hair cut and bugger all about his stupid proposals. The NZ Herald even gets a girly man to comment and that is just not even helpful.

The new look – although not the coyness – won praise from style guru Colin Mathuru-Jeffree who said Mr Goff had nothing to be ashamed of and should simply own up to it.

“There’s nothing wrong with it as long as it’s not ridiculous. People who colour their hair do it for pure vanity – to look healthy and more youthful. A politician should always represent strength and power, and that always comes with looking younger.”

He did have a tip for Mr Goff, offering lessons on how to “power walk”.

“He does this funny walk. If this one wants to be Prime Minister, it’s all about the walk. He’s got the hair now, I’ll teach him the walk.”

So, it is pure vanity the dye job, and he has a funny walk, not only that a screaming homo is now going to advise Phil Goff how to walk…that is pure comedy gold.

Phil Goff’s message was silly, and made worse with his ludicrous dye job. He may as well take up the offer of fixing his silly walk, it certainly can’t hurt, but will be difficult to master on the stumps he has left for feet after blowing them both off yesterday.

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Whaleoil Radio Summer Series – Matt McCarten

I went to the UNITE union bunker/bomb shelter today and spoke with Matt McCarten. I even got a tour of the bunker including meeting Mike Treen. Unfortunately John Minto was out when I was there.

Here is the full interview with Matt McCarten

WOBH Summer Series Interviews – Matt McCarten

Direct url: http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/audio/WOBH-McCarten[dot]mp3

Quotes and excerpts below:

On the new left wing party

The most important thing is you’ve gotta have a constituency and a call for it. It can’t just be a bunch of individuals who write out a cheque and think that’s going to do it.

Resources are important otherwise it is just a good idea

The most important thing is is that is there a view that such a party, like a new left party is needed?

There is a need for principled staunch left party, I also think there is a place for a staunch right wing principled party.

On the Maori Party

The latest successful party has been the Maori party. that was very much one of those triggers, the F&S building up over a period of time, they had no money, but what they had was MPs and state resources through Tariana.

On Labour and the Greens

Labour has no future without the Greens

On Labour

Labour still has a brand but it will take time to recover.

On politics

When we don’t have the two poles we have a dumbing down of politics, and it becomes how to capture the centre and it is full of opportunism and softness and no one actually stands for anything.

The worst thing for democracy and any form of democratic or civil society are these people who take pride in being ignorant.

On the Greens

I think the Green party is the default left party, but i think it is too nice to be left wingers.

Up and coming principled left wingers

I think there is a generational problem, there has been a big gap between our generation and the staunches coming through.

The left lost or ran away from the neo-liberal debate.

We’ve lost a generation of leaders

The intellectual heft isn’t there.

On the right wing

I think a lot of right wingers are intellectually lazy

On money buying elections/ideas

It can’t.

People, particularly on the left, get frightened about people being able to spend money and then thinking that is going to overwhelm the political debate, my view is that people don’t pay much attention to political advertising.

On MMP

It wasn’t pro MMP [the vote], it was just that it wasn’t that system.

It is one of the downsides of MMP [List MPs], it takes the hunger out of candidates

My view is that if you are a sitting MP and have a seat, you shouldn’t be allowed on the list.

It’s hacksville where they kiss up to a committee

On John Banks

John Banks could have spent a $100 million and wouldn’t have mattered

I think Banks was advised badly, he was put into a position into he shouldn’t have been put into.

On Helen Clark

It was very much the top down, I am the great leader, we know what is best, ok

On John Key

He’s the Aw Shucks guy

He’s a pragmatist, I think he is a Holyoake type, I think his end game is to be a popular prime minister, he is apolitical, no he is not ideological and he treats it like the same way he runs his previous life, what works.

On current record he is a shoe in

I don’t think Key is going to drop the ball

On Winston Peters

The FU vote which can be significant, see kind of Winston appeals to that.

Yes he’s a crook, You hear all sorts of stories, half of them are true.

He should be in jail.

I think it is because Labour have been so useless that people are looking at him again

On where the passion on Politics has gone

Capitalism won

The traditional left has run away from the fight.

You do a service and those of your ilk, but they do a service, and that is a service of a contest of ideas.

Politics has been taken over by technocrats who stand for nothing.

On Muldoon

You could argue he was the last socialist Prime Minister.

On Marginal Auckland Seats

Maungakiekie – I think Sam winning last time, we are talking about a pacific islander who did the graft, and all power and credit to him.

There is enough crossover for soft Labour/liberal support who say well they’re a good MP so I give them my vote and give my party vote to Labour…and Labour’s response is…no we want both your votes.

Carol having lost the seat, or not won the seat, and not having won it and then running again so its nothing new, well, I beat you last time and so you are coming back for another hiding.

This government is not un-popular and so therefore Sam will get the National vote anyway and because of who he is, in terms of ethnicity, his moderate position and his mana, then Carol’s going to job cut out.

On Public Transport

If I had my way I’d just have free buses and forget all the other bits

On Len Brown catching the train

It’s called theatre

On Labour

I think Labour has got such a struggle on all fronts, I’m not what its strong in

The Labour party needs stronger candidates, re-hashing list MPs into seats and then thinking they can win them, well there’s no hunger there.

On Act

They have five more than they should

Hand in your man card Phil

I have nothing against chaps dying their hair…it is certainly better than plugs or a rug, but doing it on the day of your big election year speech is just dumb.

Goff's hair dye jobI guess we are seeing the influence of Fran Mold.

What next photoshopped pictures?

Botany iPredict update

Tonight is the second meet the can­di­dates meet­ing. There seems to have been a bit of mud flying about from some of the candidates which is a bit unfortunate. It’s all a bit silly and likely to do the mud-flingers some serious damage. Again I won’t be at the selection, but never fear dear read­ers The Whale will be there via his spies, despite the ongoing efforts of the hier­ar­chy to keep me out.

On to the stock prices. It seems that the news of Nick Smith’s backing of Maggie Barry has collapsed her support. It looks like her support is bleeding away, as expected to both Jami-Lee Ross and Aaron Bhatnagar.

Jami-Lee Ross to win selec­tion: Price: $0.58 Probability: 58.3%

Mag­gie Barry to win selec­tion: Price: $0.30 Probability: 29.6%

Aaron Bhat­na­gar to win selec­tion: Price: $0.15 Probability: 15.0%

Ed Saafi to win selec­tion: Price: $0.01 Probability: 1.1%

Dar­ren Gedge to win selec­tion: Price: $0.01 Probability: 1.1%