Hot dates for S.A.D.

Today is S.A.D.

Singles Awareness Day aka Valentaines Day. Yesterday in the Herald on Sunday liftout they had a feature on the hottest Valentines. Who should feature? None other than The Mangrove, Stuart Nash.

The Mangrove, Stuart Nash is a hot Valentine

It certainly looks like the Herald on Sunday thinks that Nashy is back on the available list. The husbands of Napier need to lock up their wives, Nashy appear to be back in the saddle.

Also copping a mention was My Little Pony, Jacinda Ardern. I note the mention of the good set of teeth. Nice to see the churnalists at the Herald read the politicianary.

My Little Pony, Jacinda Ardern is a hot Valentine

  • jacqueline

    Stalker Awareness Day
    Sycho [sic] Awareness Day

    Could also apply to that acronym. ;)

    I have decided today, that Valentines Day is fun. Whether you are single, or in a relationship, either way, there is a lot of humour out there in relation to it. lol

  • http://angryvictim.gotcha.co.nz/ Lauren Order

    And I thought it was Seasonal Affective Disorder. Which is somehow quite fitting also.
    Hey! http://www.divorceme.co.nz is now live! Now is the time to flick your nearest for only $299!

    • jacqueline

      That’s expensive! Rock up to the Family Court and for $180 your divorce certificate will arrive about ten working days later ;)

      • http://frontrower.gotcha.co.nz The Frontrower

        As long as the ex agrees and signs the paperwork. Otherwise they have a month to lodge an objection, and can then request a hearing…

        Of course, it would be a waste of time if you have been apart for more than two years as that is the only test for a dissolution to be granted.

  • whalewatcher

    Jacinta Ardern looks like Suzanne Paul on Mad pills, plus she doesn’t have good teeth she has Hollywood teeth, which are scary and disturbing.

    Aarrgghh!

    Get me outta here…

  • gaskranken
  • 666nzpr

    I’m currently without a valentine and thought that Jacinda is quite cute ,
    But before i send her a gift i’d ask my mate Peter (who is a labour voter),
    Are lefty chicks pink on the inside? , or just blood red.

  • animalmother

    Bloody Hell. She could eat an apple through a tennis racquet. Still, shouldn’t bag what appears to be the only straight female in the labour party.

    • Ciaron

      Funny you should say that, as at first glance I thought it was that murdering lezzo from Shorty st…