March 2011

National Party Selection Update: Coromandel

Rumours of a high profile party official running in Coromandel are true, with long time Whaleoil friend and former regional chair and party board member Scott Simpson putting his name forward. Word through from the tip line suggests Scott was badly bruised in Rodney, and has decided that with the removal of regional delegates from Rodney he is trying somewhere else.

iPredict seems to know something, with Scott being sold down to 7 cents.

Others in Coromandel are Heather Tanner (a school teacher, FFS!), Megan Campbell and Brian Sharp (architect and former TCDC councillor). A detailed post will follow when more information is know about all of these, with the early word out of the electorate that sitting MP Sandra Goudie seems to be heavily involved.

Knowing Sandra, this could be a positive or a negative depending on which side of bed Sandra has got out of on any given day. The smart money is favouring Sandra staying in bed, and probably in bed somewhere on the other side of the world until after selection.

The tipline has also run hot with the calls about National’s campaign training day on Saturday. Someone needs to be held to account for the disconnect between selection and campaign training, as there are still many seats without candidates. This blog has pointed out that the President and the Campaign Manager have been negligent in not having selection complete by now. Labour have had their candidates ready for months and it is not as if it is a surprise there is going to be an election in 2011.

On a positive note the campaign day includes Hekia Parata talking about running a strong campaign, based on her success in the Mana by-election. This blog is predicting Hekia will win the seat of Mana on November the 26th, especially as Kris McFa’afoi appears to be MIA cleaning up his own domestic issues.

Txts from New York

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Txts from New York - Helen and Phil chat

 

Txts from New York - Helen and Phil have a chat

Situations Vacant

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Hmmmmmm….. did someone take the blame internally for Goff’s blunders? Or did they just get sick of Goff and quit?

Did anyone in parliamentary services note that applications close on April Fool’s Day?

Maybe I should apply.

Positions available

Press Secretary (Media Unit within the Labour Leader’s Office)

Applications close 12.00noon Friday, 1 April 2011

A great opportunity has become available for someone with experience in journalism/communications and politics to join the Media Unit within the Labour Leader’s Office.

Based in Parliament, the Press Secretary works with other members of the media team to provide advice and practical support to the Leader of the Labour Party and other Labour MPs.

You will need to have worked as a journalist and/or have previous experience in a communications role.  This is a fast paced and demanding role that calls for a highly organised and hardworking individual who can deal with tight deadlines and has a sound understanding of politics and the media environment. This is a fascinating role that offers real variety and provides an insight into New Zealand’s political process.

Ideally you will also have an understanding of the Parliamentary environment, be flexible in working hours, be able to travel and have great initiative to undertake this role.

Strong writing and communication skills are essential.

An application pack can be obtained by emailing member.and.staff.services@parliament.govt.nz

 

Txts from New York

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Txts from New York - Helen and Judith have a chat

 

Txts from New York - Helen and Judith chat

Wednesday Weapons – Machete-shooting rifle-slingshot

via Boing Boing

Awesome Machete-shooting rifle-slingshot…insane, but awesome.

Curious developments

So according to the T-Bomb, Darren Hughes hasn’t formally resigned:

She had checked with Parliament’s officials and was told Mr Hughes had not yet formally resigned so the process to replace him had not yet begun.

She denied she was making things more difficult for Labour.

“There is a simple constitutional process which has not yet been engaged. I’m not playing games about this. Many people are arguing it is a constitutional position and having made a commitment three years ago, I’m obliged to take it. I’ve always been somewhat of a Brownie and I tend to do what I say I’ll do.”

What’s the bet that Phil Goff and his inept advisers are thinking that they can get a police vindication before Lockwood Smith arrives back at Parliament and then try and keep Darren Hughes on.

There might be a problem with that though because today is the last day for Clark’s patsy commissioner and his deputy after they got the arse from Crusher.

 

 

Wednesday Weapons – Fantastic initiative

Pinkos and hand-wringers like to ban things, especially things that might harm people. even faced with empirical evidence that bans don’t work and that education is the best usually the best strategy they just try to outright ban things.

In New Zealand we have some of the most restrictive firearms laws in the world, and yet liberal hand-wringers still want bans on this type of gun or that type. They even take their bans to the extreme and try and have toy guns banned or gun-play banned.

So it was with real delight that I see some Kindergartens are showing a much more enlightened way of dealing with the issue of guns and recreation with guns.

Four-year-old preschooler Lucy Coup has already earned her own gun licence.

Like the other children at her Auckland kindergarten, and in childcare centres around New Zealand, the youngster hangs the laminated licence from a string around her neck when she plays with her toy gun – but she must shoot at the target.

“We don’t shoot people, because it might hurt them,” Lucy says firmly.

Instead of banning gun play, many early education centres are adopting a policy that sees children earn a “gun licence” once they brush up on the dangers.

In Wellington, Ngaio Kindergarten is among those who have adopted the practice.

Lucy’s grandmother, Dorothy Coup, was confused when she heard that her grandchild was the bearer of a gun licence.

At first she thought Lucy must have picked up a discarded licence on the street – but when she was told her granddaughter had been given it at kindergarten, she thought it was a hoot.

“When she came home with her gun licence, I thought it was a very good compromise.

“If you’ve got little boys running around and shooting everyone and disturbing people’s play … then what a good idea.”

The licences were introduced at Te Atatu Village Kindergarten last month, after a group of rowdy boys pretended to shoot all the other children with their fingers.

Early childhood teacher Louise Samuels said teachers decided to contain the gun play, making sure children understood the real-life implications of guns and putting strict rules in place.

“What I noticed in my other workplace, when we banned it, was that the children would hide and shoot you – they get sneaky about it. The play would turn quite negative.

“We teach them you don’t leave [guns] lying on the floor, you don’t shoot people, you make sure you ask to borrow someone else’s gun.”

If a child “pretend” shoots another child, they have their gun licence revoked.

That is awesome in so many ways. Kids are learning that guns can be fun, can be enjoyed and that using and owning guns is a responsibility. They are also learning consequences for their actions. It is fantastic.

The only thing that concerns me now is that the liberal panty-waists will start a campaign to destroy this education initiative. At least it appears that those at teh top of the Kindergarten Associations know up from down and right from wrong:

Central North Island Kindergarten Association general manager Jan Ballantyne said labelling gun play as “bad” and banning it sent a mixed message to children whose fathers were hunters, farmers or in the armed services.

“For us to be making value judgments like that is quite wrong, but children need to know that there are rules. It’s important for children to know, yes, there are guns, they can kill, and there are rules around that.”

The Wellington Kindergarten Association said it was aware of some kindergartens in the area introducing the policy.

Ngaio Kindergarten head teacher Rebecca Cross said that, in the 18 months since gun licences had been introduced, they had made a positive impact.

“Children will always make guns, whether it’s in front of you or behind your back, so we thought it was better to teach them about safety.”

Children will always make guns, so this initiative is brilliant in that it teaches then early and often about firearm responsibility and safety and I am all for that.

Wednesday Weapons – A bucket list candidate

Ever since the movie The Bucket List, people have been creating them. Most people who sheepishly admit to having a bucket list have lame, gay stuff on it.

While researching an idea I came across the first place that I really want to go to, like urgently. It is now my first bucket list candidate: A Visit to The Scottsdale Gun Club in Arizona.

Look at this place in all its awesomeness.

Between the classes, conferences, training and all the other amenities Scottsdale Gun Club offers, we hope you find time to take advantage of our 32 shooting lanes. We split these lanes into 4 bays of 8 lanes.

We’ve spared no expense for your comfort and safety on our firing range. Our four bays are equipped with a number of state-of-the-art features. Each of the 32 lanes has sound dampening technology to reduce the dB levels, a user-friendly touch screen control panel, a target system that rotates 360º for enhanced practice scenarios, programmable target movement, and numerous pre-programmed regimens with random edging. Each bay utilizes 45 air filters providing you with cool, clean air all year round. Our shooting lanes are completely rifle capable and can be shot with any firearm that generates less than 8100 foot pounds of muzzle energy!

Not only that, they have Handgun, Long gun and Machine-gun rentals. You can rent a Tommy gun for $65/hr or an M60 for $125/hr and everything in between. Given an M60′s cyclic rate is 600 rounds per minute I doubt that rate includes the many thousands of rounds of belt fed awesomeness that you could put down range in an hour.

HTey have a gunsmith service and a shop at the club. For tons of beautiful images visit their gallery.

Their membership fees are reasonable for access to all the facilities it is on $59.95 a month for a family membership or $39.95 for individuals. They have military and police memberships available as well for just $29.95 per month…..and look at what they get for that

  • Use of 24 state-of-the-art air-conditioned shooting lanes with no range fees
  • FREE Machine Gun rental on your Birthday (Mini Uzi, Uzi, MP5, MP5K, or UMP9 with 2 magazines and a target)
  • 1 FREE handgun rental each year
  • 1 FREE firearms safety check each year
  • FREE use of Eye and Ear protection
  • 1 FREE Members’ T-shirt
  • 6 Guest passes a year entitling Guests to full day use of the public range
  • Lane reservation – One lane per member [minimum 24 hours advanced notice, maximum 48 hours advance notice; subject to availability]
  • Reduced rates on training courses
  • Reduced firearms rental fees
  • Reduced rates for firearms storage
  • Range ammo always discounted for Members

I just wish something like this would open here…..in fact I think I will start one.

Txts from New York

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Txts from New York - Helen chats with David

 

Txts from New York - David chats with Helen

Three Different Positions on the future of Darren Hughes

Phil Goff has proved he can’t hold a position for even a complete sentence. Duncan Garner was right when he said Phil Goff has more positions than a King’s Cross hooker.

Have a look at this regarding Phil Goff’s assertions that he told Darren Hughes that his position was untenable right from the get go.

“Labour leader Phil Goff told Darren Hughes he would be stripped of his portfolios regardless of the outcome of a police investigation as soon as he became aware of the complaint against Mr Hughes.”

This was in direct contradiction with this statement at the outset of the the furore on the 23 March.

“Mr Hughes was not sent on leave immediately because Mr Goff said he did not believe the complaint was relevant to Mr Hughes’ ability to do his job as an MP.”

And in contradiction with this, just a day later:

“Mr Goff said he stood by his original decision not to stand Mr Hughes down as soon as he was told of the complaint against him two weeks ago.”

Original decision? Wait a minute didn’t Goff say his original decision was to tell Darren Hughes he would bestripped of his portfolios…or was his original decision “not to stand Mr Hughes down”.

Oh my head hurts with all the spinning. These are clear contradiction. You don’t even need to read the subtext for that one. Blatant lies on the part of Phil Goff.

Phil Goff says it is all a media beatup