May 2011

Helping Labour collect better data

Labour is running an online questionnaire about cost of living. The first question is straight from my playbook for them that I helpfully gave them earlier in the year.

Anyway in the interests of collecting a better data sample here is the link to their survey. They also have space for suggestions, feel free to leave helpful ones for Labour.

I am sure the Whale Army has some useful suggestions for them.

I love helping Labour help themselves.

Stay out of jail if you don't like the food – Collins

Dean Wickliffe is having a sook and a whinge about the crap food he got in the pokey when he served time for murder.

Corrections Minister Judith Collins has a message for the long-term prisoner who is demanding healthier menus: “stay out of jail if you don’t like the food”.

Dean Wickliffe, one of New Zealand’s longest-serving inmates, wrote to Corrections boss Ray Smith asking for greater variety of more affordable and healthy food for purchase in prisons.

But Collins said: ”If he was so worried about the food in prison, he had choices in his life.

”One of them was to not commit crime to end up in prison for long stretches. Hopefully before committing any other crimes, he would like to remember the food he found so boring and tasteless.”

Dean Wickliffe has forgotten that he was in prison for a long time not a good time. Wickliffe should be thankful he spent time here and not in the US where they have Nutraloaf.

There are many different recipes which include a range of food, from vegetables, fruit, meat, and bread or other grains. Some versions may be vegetarian or completely vegan. The ingredients are blended and baked into a solid loaf form. In some institutions it has no fixed recipe but is simply the regular prison meal (including drink) blended together. In one common version, it is made from a mixture of wheat bread, non-dairy cheese, various vegetables, and mixed with vegetable oil, tomato paste, powdered milk and dehydrated potato flakes. Prisoners do not need utensils to eat it, and it is generally served on a piece of paper, rather than a tray.

In fact I just bet that Judith Collins will now ask Corrections to implement Nutraloaf nationwide at all prisons. It has been tested legally of course:

In April 2010, Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County Arizona won a federal judgment for the constitutionality of nutraloaf.

 

Guest Post – A Tale of two chiefs: Mara, the father and Mara, the son

Thakur Ranjit SinghThis commentary, through historical perspectives, analyses the flight of Bainimarama’s former right hand man, Ratu Ului Mara to Tonga and the disappointing role of media.

As the Air Pacific’s French built turbo prop ATR 42 glided into Apia’s Faleolo International Airport, I was overjoyed with the prospect of visiting Nukualofa. The year was 1988, in the aftermath of Sitiveni Rabuka’s coup in Fiji which had an interim government. I was an internal auditor with the Carpenter Group of Companies which owned Morris Hedstrom (MH) stores in Fiji, Apia (Molesi), and Nukualofa. I, together with my fellow auditor Chattur Singh was scheduled to audit MH Nukualofa after the Apia stop.

However, this dream of visiting Tonga was dashed when Tonga imposed a racially discriminatory rule that Indo Fijians from Fiji were prohibited from entering the Kingdom. Then, Fiji’s interim Prime Minister was Ratu Ului’s father, Ratu Sir Kamisese Mara who was defeated in 1987 Fiji’s elections by Dr Timoci Bavadra’s Fiji Labour Party. Bavadra’s government was overthrown on 14 May, 1987 in a coup executed by Rabuka just after a month in power. It had been widely speculated and also exposed by Rabuka that Ratu Sir Kamisese Mara was aware of the coup and had given his blessings for the rape of democracy in favour of indigenous superiority and ethno nationalism. Mara Senior claimed he accepted the position of Fiji’s Interim Prime Minister because he could not stand by and watch his house burning.

Ratu Sir Kamisese remained silent and failed to raise any objection against this blatant racism by his cousins in Tonga against half of his subjects in Fiji. It therefore should not now come as a surprise at accusations that the Tongan government aided and abetted the escape of Ratu Ului to Tonga by breaching Fiji waters, supposedly in a sea rescue mission. The evidence from the murky waters suggests that Ratu Ului may be less than honest about his escapade. His checking into a hotel under a false name, hiding his identity, the customary protocols of fishing alone by a chief, and the failure of respective New Zealand and Fiji navies to detect any distress signals indicate that the truth is somewhere out there.

This case also exposed New Zealand mainstream media’s blind dependency on a political blogsite, Coup Four Point Five, which hardly resembles a respectable, free and independent media. This site has anonymous and faceless publishers and editors whose credibility has been under scrutiny by various academics and this author because of their selective, unsubstantiated and unbalanced news-postings. This is Qarase’s SDL Party site tasked with getting the racist regime back into power under the sham of democracy. It is such questionable blogsite that the mainstream New Zealand media, including NZ Herald and TVNZ, have relied upon as a source.

The Indo-Fijian bashing angle is used once again. With Tonga’s history of racially humiliating Indo-Fijians in 1988 with ban on entry, it is no wonder Ratu Ului had a field day in using the race card as well, where he said that Aiyaz Saiyed Khaiyum, Fiji’s Indo-Fijian Attorney General was solely calling the shots in Fiji.

What a gullible media fails to realise is that Fiji’s military is 99.95 per cent indigenous Fijians. Of the 21 Permanent Secretaries, only three are Indo-Fijians, only two ministers are Indo-Fijians and other top echelons of the civil service comprise of some 80 per cent indigenous Fijians. Yet, Ratu Ului, supported by NZ media, wishes us to believe that one Indo-Fijian had Frank Bainimarama in a trance. Ratu Ului is degrading and shaming his own race by saying that Khaiyum single-handedly manipulates Fiji’s administrative, political and military machinery dominated by indigenous people. This is the biggest insult hurled on indigenous Fijians since the unceremonious flight of Ratu Ului’s’ father from the Government house.

Ratu Ului’s defence of the Great Council of Chiefs (GCC) and the Methodist Church as saviours of democracy is highly laughable. These two institutions have been the biggest threat to democracy, human rights and social justice in Fiji. I still remember, how in 1987 after Rabuka’s coup, the churchgoers from the Methodist Church used to go and man the roadblocks which were put in place to persecute non-Christians. During 2001 Fiji elections, the Assembly of Churches, led by the Methodist Church, took out paid advertisements, urging indigenous Fijians not to vote the heathens and non-believer Indo-Fijians into the leadership of the nation. Is this the Methodist Church which is now identified as the defender of democracy? The Chiefs were so immensely engrossed in politics, supporting ethno-nationalism of George Speight that the non elected GCC lost all its credibility, respectability and neutral advisory status. The GCC which had been an initiative and legacy of the British colonists had been banished by Bainimarama after 2006. Its absence had hardly been felt by the rank and file indigenous people in the last five years.

Ratu Sir Kamisese’s son, now absconded to Tonga, appears to suffer from memory loss. In 2000, the GCC and the Methodist Church hierarchy fully backed George Speight in cruelly removing his esteemed father, Ratu Sir Kamisese Mara as President of Fiji. In a hugely undignified manner, Ratu Sir Kamisese had to flee in the night, fearing for his life. He was transported by navy boat to the safety of his home in the Lau Group, never to recover from this humiliation. He died a very sad, bitter and lonely man.  What Mara’s son Ratu Ului forgets is that this was the unkindest act of betrayal by the Fijian chiefs against one of their greatest chiefs.

Today, for convenience and expediency, Ratu Tevita Mara has heaped insult to the memory of Ratu Sir Kamisese by embracing and praising those who had disgraced, humiliated and indirectly exterminated Fiji’s greatest political leader- his own father.

Nowhere in the NZ media has there been any reports that other prominent businessmen, bureaucrats, civil servants and chiefs have gone through Fiji’s justice system, so what was particular about Ratu Ulai who absconded. There is hardly any mention of investigations and alleged fraud of $3 million from Fiji Pine Commission.

New Zealand Government and John Key should take heed of this revelation. They have been warned not to bend rules to welcome Ratu Ului, who still has connections with the Military personnel in Fiji, thus further distancing and provoking Fiji. Any such action less than six months before the Rugby World Cup, in which Fiji plays, and the general elections, are not advisable. With a sizable Indo-Fijian population and Indians and Asians sympathetic to Fiji’s cause of self determination, Key needs to play his cards wisely, before officiously embroiling in a domestic squabble of Pacific relations.

NZ needs to be reminded that despite history bestowing him with this honour, Ratu Sir Kamisese Mara had not really been that last bastion of multiracialism and social justice in Fiji. Neither is his son Ratu Ului Mara.

(E-mail: thakurji@xtra.co.nz]

(Thakur Ranjit Singh is a political commentator and had been through Rabuka’s and Speight’s coups. During the latter, he was the publisher of Fiji’s Daily Post newspaper, which has since been closed because of past government interference. He was AUT/PIMA Pasifika postgraduate scholar in 2009/10).

These social media election games are fun

Labour seems intent on focussing on the ridiculous and not dealing with anything seriously. Their latest attempt to look cool and hip with the kids is social media games. They are a bit of fun.

Tiny Trev aka Chris Hipkins is being encouraged by chief muck-raker and Labour’s campaign manager Trevor Mallard to keep digging.

Herald Digipoll

The latest Herald Digipoll is out:

  • National  - 54.4 per cent
  • Labour  - 33.7 per cent
  • ACT - 1.7 per cent up from 0.9…nearly 100% increase in support
  • Greens – 5.5 per cent
  • Winston First 2.7 per cent

Mana didn’t register, expect Bomber to now start abusing the Herald for their polling because his beloved Mana party wasn’t mentioned.

As Farrar notes in his Herald column (still has it despite Bombers rude emails):

So one would expect the only debate to be about how much of a bounce this budget would give Labour – how much would the gap between National and Labour close.

The gap in the last Herald-Digipoll was 15%. Five months ago (before National announced its privatisation plans) National was at 52% and Labour at 37%.

In today’s Herald, the first post Budget poll is revealed, and it shows the opposite to what most would expect – the gap has increased from 15% to 21%. National has gone up 2% and Labour has dropped 4%.

Labour’s budget response was pathetic. I said on radio Live yesterday that the Greens were now the default opposition, despite their numbers. Only they provided a decent counter to the budget. Labour are becoming more and more irrelevant and to prove it we have Labour’s campaign manager releasing the latest stunt to claw back vital poll ratings in the lead up to the election.

Instead of focussing on what matters to Kiwis he is trying to have a pissing contest with a right wing blogger.

 

Mladic caught

Ratko Mladic, the fugitive army boss who authorised the mass murder of thousands has finally been caught.

Ratko Mladic, wanted for Europe’s worst massacre of civilians since World War II, has been arrested in Serbia.

Mladic, 69, was caught in a dawn arrest at a relative’s home in a tiny Serbian village after a 16 year hunt.

Foremost among the horrors he’s charged with is the July 1995 slaughter of up to 8,000 Muslim men and boys in the Bosnian town of Srebrenica.

The area was supposed to be a safe zone guarded by Dutch peacekeepers.

Mladic had two pistols when he was arrested but offered no resistance, and he appeared shrunken, bald and pale, Serbian officials and media said.

16 years on the run is a long time. Glad he is finally caught and will now face justice.

Will Len Brown Honour His Promise?

The New Plymouth District Councillors had the guts to stand up to vested interests and vote for a referendum on Maori Seats on their council, rather than arbitrarily gift Maori seats on the council.

At a district council meeting on Tuesday, councillors decided against establishing two Maori wards and instead will let voters decide by including it on the ballot paper of the 2013 local body elections.

The NPD Councillors deserve plenty of credit for taking this principled stand. They will be attacked for being redneck and racist, the standard Maori playbook when they don’t get what they want, and being called racist or redneck is never pleasant even if it is wrong.

In the 2010 election campaign Len Brown promised a referendum on Maori Seats for the new Auckland Council. Len should follow the lead of the New Plymouth District Council and run a referendum on Maori Seats in 2013. That way all Aucklanders get a chance to have a say on whether Auckland needs Maori seats, Len gets to keep a promise, and the Auckland Council get to demonstrate they respect democracy.

An Interesting Case

“Schlock” Jock Anderson at NBR reports on an interesting name suppression case.

Suppression protects high profile over-charging lawyer

A “high profile” Auckland crime barrister found guilty by the Law Society of over-charging a client wants the High Court to keep his name secret.

Lawyers in the case refused to give  National Business Review details of the complaint against the so far un-identified barrister – referred to as “B” – but his lawyer Greg King let his name slip a couple of times  in open court.

Mr King said the person who complained to the law society – who didn’t oppose continued name suppression – “didn’t want to rub “B’s” nose it, he just wanted his money back.”

The law society’s Auckland standards committee earlier ruled the barrister should be publicly identified after finding him guilty of unsatisfactory behaviour.

The committee suppressed the barrister’s name to allow for a High Court judicial review by Chief High Judge Helen Winkelmann and Justice Rodney Hansen, who reserved their decision.

Mr King said there would by wide publication if the lawyer was named and argued that because the lawyer was “high profile” the effect on his reputation of naming him would outweigh his offending.

Justice Hansen said he did not necessarily find the “high profile” argument persuasive, while Justice Winkelman said having a “high profile” sometimes  favoured publication.

Just before the hearing began lawyer Barry Hart, who has been assisting in the case, came to the court with a file of up to date documents for Mr King.

Way to go Jock. Awesome.

Give Trevor a good kicking

I see Farrar has posted links to a new fun election game.

He obviously didn’t see that you can embed the fun in your own site.

For readers enjoyment here it is. Give Trevor a good kicking.

On Radio Live 3-4pm today

I’m on Radio Live again today between 3-4pm with Willie, JT an Matt McCarten.

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