Labour’s future

Readers from around the country have pointed out that they in a massive change for Labour they actually have women candidates who arent afraid of being feminine and looking good. The old standard of looking like the offspring of Worzel Gummidge and one of the witches from MacBeth seems to no longer apply.

None of these women below will be elected in 2011 but the tipline says they are personable women who relate well to people and don’t have a big chip on their shoulder. They could be just the people to bring middle New Zealand back to Labour if only the new leader can clean out the deadwood and the talentless self servers and members of the gaggle.

Paula Gillion is running in Northcote:


Sehai Orgad is running in Hamilton East so Cancer has probably tried it on and he is known to only go for the lookers. While Annette King and Steve Chadwick have faces that curdle mother’s milk Sehai looks positively super-model like in contrast.


Julia Haydon-Carr is running in Tukituki:

Good on them for realising that modern New Zealand has moved on, and that being a woman in politics doesn’t mean you have to look like you have copped the tart tit.

  • Agent BallSack

    Except Fenton who looks like she wasnt just smacked repeatedly with the ugly brush she was half murdered with it. Kids – Dont use drugs!

  • thor42

    Darien Fenton could give Helen Clark a run for her money in the ugliness stakes. 

  • Navy Greg

    Hmm…Paula Gillon’s quite tidy…

  • Anonymous

    So why does Hamilton West get the Moron?

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