1500 Words you must not txt in Pakistan

The Pakistan Telecommunuications Authority has issued a list of 1500 you must not txt:

Officials at the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority (PTA) have issued a list of 1,500 words that must be automatically censored from text messages by celphone service providers. The list includes “more than 50 phrases using the word “fuck” and 17 involving “butt”.

The list includes several apparently innocuous words and phrases, including “flatulence”, “deposit” and “fondle”. Others would likely only make sense to frustrated teenagers. Among the more printable terms are “strap-on”, “beat your meat”, “crotch rot”, “love pistol”, “pocket pool” and “quickie”.

The Guardian has more:

Among the more printable terms are “strap-on”, “beat your meat”, “crotch rot”, “love pistol”, “pocket pool” and “quickie”.

The officials’ flair for the task was apparent, with prohibition embracing more figurative language, such as “flogging the dolphin”, and 51 terms with the suffix “ass” – although only one variation of the word ‘arse’. There were 17 variants on “tit” and 33 on “cock”, with officials managing to produce eight obscenities involving the word “foot”.

Mobile phone firms were ordered to stop messages including the offending words this week, although tests by the Guardian suggested the blocking technology was not 100% effective.

  • thor42

    Bloody Pakistan….. one of the most corrupt, violent and dysfunctional places in the world.
    No surprise to see this. Here’s another “Islam makes itself look even more stupid” headline – the Saudis have “outlawed sexy eyes”. I kid you not - 
    http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/210163.php
    “Women in Saudi Arabia who have “sexy eyes” will be forced to cover them
    up, a spokesperson representing the Committee for the Promotion of
    Virtue and the Prevention of Vice in the Gulf kingdom announced on
    Wednesday.

    Sheikh Motlab al-Nabet said the committee has the right to stop a
    women whose eyes seem “tempting” and order her to cover them
    immediately.” 
    This is the kind of busybodying state interference that the Labour Party would love. 

  • Kosh103

    LMAO – ‘ass puppies’ Ahhhhh shit. Where are emotacons when you need them.

  • Kosh103

    OMG – my old Whanu house is a banned word!

    CARRUTH

  • Steve

    Whale Oil Beef Hooked