Labour is the nasty party, Ctd

by Whaleoil on November 20, 2011

Look at this, bet you a dollar to a knob of goat poo it was David Cunliife:

Labour really is the nasty party, now brainwashing kids with their evil.

RightNow

No, Santa’s sleigh is owned by Santa, not the government.
But if Labour get in there will be no more Christmas until the Elves’ union negotiates acceptable working conditions. Manufacturing and delivery will be done on a work to rule basis, meaning you’ll get half as many presents, they’ll fall apart as soon as you open them, and they won’t be delivered until June… unless you’re a union boss in which case you’ll have stockings stuffed with cash delivered monthly, and get a million dollar pension fully funded by members dues.

Anonymous

Take comfort in the fact that most of these chardonnay socialists will be out on their arses this time next week.
Cadwallader

They are so confused about where money comes from, they may well believe they are a gaggle of Santa’s elves. The politics of the sandpit. Deceitful worthless pricks.
http://www.underthinkingit.com Azzy

That implies Santa is State-owned.

In “Reality”, Santa is more likely to have to sell his sleigh under Labour, due to the increased staff costs due to their minimum wage policy, and other compliance costs associated with a Labour government. Given the advanced technology in the sleigh it would probably sell for such a price it would come under a capital gains policy.

Also Labour will have to bring the greens with them, so Sants would have to do without the Reindeer due to their methane emissions.

The Mana addition would probably claim that Santa has historically neglected Maori Children, since they weren’t aware of Christs birthday until the arrival of the colonials thereby not having an excuse for giving gifts, and therefore should pay some sort of reparations to get them up to speed.

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