November 2011

Maggie Barry hits the ground running

Maggie Barry has started well. Not only has she sledged the Clown of Campbells Bay but she has also told Len Brown to go fly a kite over his silly rail loop and Labour to get stuffed for using “holiday highway”.

Maggie Barry hit the ground running as the North Shore electorate’s first woman MP.

The morning after National’s resounding victory she sent a strong message to Auckland mayor Len Brown, saying there would be a CBD rail link before a second harbour crossing “over our dead bodies”.

And the former broadcaster also affirmed her support for the Puhoi-Wellsford motorway extension.

She attacked those who have labelled it the “holiday highway.

“I refuse to use the `H’ word. It will be an umbilical cord for the far north and its economy.

“It is an arrogance for the critics to take money already set aside for this purpose and use it for something else.”

Campaign Redux

I said this was the moment that Phil Goff lost the campaign. Was I right? I think so. Phil Goff’s tenuous grip on honesty and integrity when it came to managing the country’s finances came unstuck in that one awful moment:

Pendulum Waves

via the tipline

Pendulum Waves

The explanation:

The period of one complete cycle of the dance is 60 seconds. The length of the longest pendulum has been adjusted so that it executes 51 oscillations in this 60 second period. The length of each successive shorter pendulum is carefully adjusted so that it executes one additional oscillation in this period. Thus, the 15th pendulum (shortest) undergoes 65 oscillations. When all 15 pendulums are started together, they quickly fall out of sync—their relative phases continuously change because of their different periods of oscillation. However, after 60 seconds they will all have executed an integral number of oscillations and be back in sync again at that instant, ready to repeat the dance.

Or watch the video:

Twitter Updates for 2011-11-29

  • @hdpaONENEWS @NZGreens ahhh the new and improved greens, should we call russel the leader of the opposition now? #
  • @michaelwoodnz who ever said I had any #
  • @michaelwoodnz what's wrong with that post, it's a statement of fact. #dogwonthunt #
  • @michaelwoodnz oh pulease this why Labour is rooted, failure to face reality #dogwonthunt #
  • @andrewilliamsMP I'll offer a bounty of $1000 for the first video of you stumbling shicker down Courtney Place #
  • @JakeQuinn @michaelwoodnz plenty and she took great delight in telling everyone too…now they want decency! Oh pulease. Sensitive petals #
  • The Kiwi Bloggers Daily is out! http://t.co/maQDgdne â–¸ Top stories today via @cactuskate2 @motella @bryce_edwards #
  • @michaelwoodnz it's proverbs you idiot, you are so sanctimonious #
  • @michaelwoodnz coming from a labour person excuse me if I'm just a little bit sick in my mouth #
  • @avancenz to quote Helen Clark "diddums" #
  • @michaelwoodnz i was shitbagging your guy 5 minutes after Clark picked him. This is politics #htfu #
  • @michaelwoodnz @phil_goff was like Malcolm Tucker's coffee machine, from bean to cup he fucked up #
  • Posts from Whale Oil Beef Hooked | A blog by Cameron Slater for 30/11/2011 – http://t.co/7XQ7q3QN #
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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-29

  • @hdpaONENEWS @NZGreens ahhh the new and improved greens, should we call russel the leader of the opposition now? #
  • @michaelwoodnz who ever said I had any #
  • @michaelwoodnz what's wrong with that post, it's a statement of fact. #dogwonthunt #
  • @michaelwoodnz oh pulease this why Labour is rooted, failure to face reality #dogwonthunt #
  • @andrewilliamsMP I'll offer a bounty of $1000 for the first video of you stumbling shicker down Courtney Place #
  • @JakeQuinn @michaelwoodnz plenty and she took great delight in telling everyone too…now they want decency! Oh pulease. Sensitive petals #
  • The Kiwi Bloggers Daily is out! http://t.co/maQDgdne â–¸ Top stories today via @cactuskate2 @motella @bryce_edwards #
  • @michaelwoodnz it's proverbs you idiot, you are so sanctimonious #
  • @michaelwoodnz coming from a labour person excuse me if I'm just a little bit sick in my mouth #
  • @avancenz to quote Helen Clark "diddums" #
  • @michaelwoodnz i was shitbagging your guy 5 minutes after Clark picked him. This is politics #htfu #
  • @michaelwoodnz @phil_goff was like Malcolm Tucker's coffee machine, from bean to cup he fucked up #
  • Posts from Whale Oil Beef Hooked | A blog by Cameron Slater for 30/11/2011 – http://t.co/7XQ7q3QN #
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The law was supposed to stop this

Simon Power touted his name suppression changes as being able to stop people getting name suppression because they were famous:

A well-known former rugby player has pleaded guilty in the Auckland District Court to a charge of assaulting a child.

The sportsman, who was granted interim name suppression, admitted to an incident on September 27 in what police have called an act of excessive discipline.

He was granted name suppression because of his standing in sporting circles and in the community.

Well he should have thought about that when he bashed his kid shouldn’t he. Quite happy for the profile on the field but not happy for the profile for beating a child.

Some tough guy he is, afraid of his own name.

Simon Power won’t care he has retired and got his cushy job at Westpac.

The Octopus

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Quote of the Day

From The NZ Herald about Andrew Williams:

“I’d make the prediction that within six months he would have disgraced himself down at [a local bar] with cheap booze. He’s got a problem and he’ll be in that sort of toxic environment [in parliament],” said Allan Trotter, 60.

Oh it is going to be fun. I might join the gallery and live in Wellington for 3 days a week.

Goff gone Dec 13

Phil Goff says he will stand down on December 13. I think he is doing that int eh hope that the special votes don’t follow the rest of the voting public and by some miracle he can claim a victory from 27%.

Phil Goff has announced he will resign as Labour Party leader on December 13.

Candidates – including MPs David Cunliffe, David Parker, David Shearer, Grant Robertson and Nanaia Mahuta – are in the fight to take his place.

In an address from Parliament this afternoon, Mr Goff said he would be moving to a back bench role in Parliament in the wake of Labour’s crushing election defeat to National.

His deputy leader Annette King will also resign.

Mr Goff said his departure was the first step in rebuilding the flagging Labour Party fortunes.

I think Labour will now have a rather nasty, personal factional fight on their hands. If Parker’s behaviour in this battle in anyway mimics his nastiness in Epsom then there will be blood for sure.

Chris Trotter too seems to be hinting at a greater malaise within Labour than the facade they are currently showing.

Labour’s dramatic debut on the hustings in 1919 ushered in a decade and a half of extraordinary political turbulence that only ended with the Labour Party victory of 1935 and the creation of the National Party the following year. The 2011 general election result suggests that New Zealand may be about to re-enter the sort of agitated political air it last encountered in the 1990s.
The difference, this time, is that the turmoil within the party system is not being driven by the sound of ideologies clashing (or crashing) as they were (and did) in the days of Roger Douglas and Ruth Richardson. This time it is the absence of strong ideological themes in our domestic politics that is generating the instability – especially on the centre-left.

What does Labour really stand for in 2011? It most certainly does not stand for the socialist aims and objectives proclaimed by Harry Holland’s Labour Party in 1919. Indeed, two of the most important policies promoted by Phil Goff’s Labour Party in 2011: the introduction of a Capital Gains Tax; and lifting the age of eligibility for superannuation from 65 to 67; could just as easily have emerged from a moderate conservative party.

Another sad record for Phil Goff

Phil Goff has a pretty sad list of achievements. Not only has he capped off his career with leading Labour to it’s worst ever result in elections since 1928 but it appears he is just the third Labour leader in history to fail to make it to Prime Minister.

The others were:

1 Harry Holland 1919–1933 16 June 1926 – 18 October 1928
8 October 1933–1933
Did not serve as PM
5 Arnold Nordmeyer 1963–1965 1963–1965 Did not serve as PM