Rebuilding Labour

Yesterday I posted about why the Swallow Men has been put on indefinite hold. The replacement book that I am working on now is an in-depth political analysis of what Labour needs to do after the election to rebuild.

Readers are probably questioning why a long time National supporter would want to rebuild Labour. What may surprise readers is rebuilding Labour is a real passion, and their current state of uselessness causes me to lose sleep at night.

Blogging is a lot more fun when you have a worthy opponent, a formidable, competitive organisation that gives a blogger few opportunities to bash them. Labour in the last three years has been too weak to take seriously. Asymmetrical wars may be fun, but when they are against political pygmies they are too easy.

I wake up every morning knowing Labour will give me plenty “Nasty Party” posts, a few “Policy not Personality” posts, and many “Focussing on the things that matter” posts. They have made so many dumb mistakes I often feel like going straight back to bed hoping to wake up when they are competent again.

Blogging was a lot more fun when Clark, Cullen, Simpson and Williams were running Labour. I woke up wondering how I would put a hit on, because Labour were competent and didn’t make dumb mistakes. Giving Labour a helping hand to get them competent again means blogging will be come a lot more fun, because fighting a cripple is never as much fun as fighting an equal opponent will beat you if you aren’t at your best.

Rebuilding Labour lets me show my political knowledge is not just about how to bait Winston or Trevor, or how to define a party. Detailed, considered analysis doesn’t happen much on blogs where the drive for an instant post takes away from considered thought.

This is why I admire John Armstrong who writes infrequently but credibly, because he has considered his topic carefully. Hopefully there will remain a place for a writer like John in the blog driven future where frequency of posts brings more traffic and drowns out the occasional thoughtful opinion piece.

As a long time National supporter I have been through two disastrous National collapses, in the mid eighties and in the early years of this century. This will happen again to National. John Key’s popularity will fade, and the party could end up with the politically tone deaf like Bill English or Steven Joyce running the party.

It doesn’t take much imagination to realise that giving Steven a more prominent public position will mean more vote losing “Volunteers should take a deep breath” type statements. This kind of arrogant, off putting message, matched by English’s peerless ineptness means National runs the risk of falling back into hopelessness when Key’s time is up.

There are lessons from the current Labour Party that the current members of the National caucus will need to learn. Unfortunately if these lessons are not spoon feed to caucus they will fall into the same traps, and I don’t want this to happen because having an useless National Party makes politics as boring as having a hopeless Labour Party.

In the coming days I will blog on the contents of “Rebuilding Labour” and post a sample chapter.

  • Monique Watson

    A frightening scenario: – Yr 7 students studying ‘static images’ and being exposed to Tumeke “drunken sailor”  http://tumeke.blogspot.com/2011/11/friends-dont-let-friends-vote-national.html
    Way to turn a whole new generation off politics while the mantle of power ricochets back and forward between Baby-boomer left wing losers and right wing bigots.

  • kehua

    Well said Cam, the topic and comment on WOBH has for the last 18 months or so been way less pertinent or deep than in the previous 3/4 years, which I guess just reflects the lacklustre state of the main Parties as a whole. This in turn has seen more shallow debate and in many cases the same 2 or 3 imbeciles feeling it necessary to make inane comments on each and every post, this situation is also reflected on KiwiBlog, No Minister and along with the Verve Con has led to the virtual demise of the Blonde. Whilst feeling happy with your  apparent changes in style I have to be honest and say that I do miss the “mongrel“, maybe you could find time to lash out occasionally. In the meantime keep the flag flying, you are leaving your contempories in the dust in spite of the lack of subject material.

  • kevin

    One idea you could pass on in the ‘rebuild labour’ project, is to tell goff and cun liffe to stop finger pointing the person they are having the debate with. It is a reflection of their whole philosophy…