Russel’s plank moment

In 2005 Don Brash was caught walking the plank…Russel Norman has just had his plank moment.

MP steering a boat. That's about the only caption I can write. http://t.co/qpSmY3kY
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  • Jaffa

    I think he is just trying to show off.

    Giving a false impression.

  • Euan Rt

    Surely Russel knew that was going to happen? Didn’t he see the microphone on the table, sorry, I meant the camera on the ground?

  • Tony

    are you sure it’s ‘walking’ the plank and not ‘w##king’ the plank?

  • Major Figjam

    Why is he hiding the face of the bloke behind him, who must have the biggest … ever

  • Orange

    It’s not his, it’s belongs to the guy just behind him.

    • Tony

      reach around?

  • Euan Rt

    The cameraman had better watch out, he’s in line for a soaking…

  • Peter

    Oh Hone

  • greenmuppet

    One green hand job’s done. 99,000 more to go.

  • Anonymous

    I must need glasses… I thought that was a picture of dubbya.

    Oh yeah, caption; gemme back moi…

  • Michaels

    Fuck me dead said foreskin Fred as he pulled his foreskin down over his head.

  • John Q Public

    That’s the hardest phallic object Heather D-A has seen in some time

  • Agent BallSack

    Caption: Russel Norman meets Dr. Peter Davis

  • Cadwallader

    What’s he doing with Delahunty’s dildo?

  • Anonymous

    Classic!  Please, please tell me this hasn’t been Photoshopped…… Actually, a Photoshop of Goff’s head on this photo would be *great*.

    • Anonymous

      Actually, a Photoshop of Goff’s head on the end would be *great*.

      FIFY.

  • Chris

    What politician would let themselves get photographed in this pose?  Now we know that Norman hasn’t joined the brain-drain because he’s too dumb.

  • bb

    my god that is just a giant wooden penis.

  • Gtx

    On .. three .. two .. one ..

  • Gtx

    Only the older contributors will understand this one, but ..

    Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, Norman

    (Sue Thompson)

  • Gtx

    Or …..   …..

    William Tell ….. Pffffft.

  • Gtx

    You say that as a female member renewing my Greens membership, I get a free WHAT???

  • Anonymous

    OK Winnie, it’s that time again, bend over and cough

  • Gtx

    Confucius say .. ” Lussel Norman frying his erection erection”

  • Gtx

    Peter Jackson:   “Oh THAT King Kong!”