The Twelve Lies of Labour

Steven Joyce has released the Twelve biggest Lies of Labour. It was only going to be 11 but Phil lied about the Police last night:

12.      Labour left the economy in good shape. WRONG - The economy had been in recession all year in 2008, floating mortgage rates were at 10.9 per cent, government spending was up 50 per cent in five years, and Treasury      was forecasting debt to rise out of control forever.

11.      National has cut hundreds of millions from early childhood  education.  WRONG – ECE funding has risen 40 per cent over the past three years.

10.      ‘We will get back into surplus the same time as National.’  WRONG –      Under any straightforward scrutiny of Labour’s revenue and expenditure  numbers over the next four years.

9.      ‘We will only borrow $2.6 billion more than National over the next three  years.’  WRONG – Latest calculation is $15.6 billion extra over four  years (excluding the Greens).

8.      ‘Labour would forgo power company dividends and reduce prices.’       WRONG – Labour now says it will keep dividend income in government  accounts.

7.      ‘National will sell Kiwibank’ – WRONG

6.      ‘Borrowing money to buy assets in the Super Fund is not borrowing.’       YEAH RIGHT

5.      Fruit and vegetable prices ‘continue to spiral upward’.  WRONG –      currently same price as November 2008.

4.      Prices have risen four times faster than wages in past three years.      WRONG – After tax wages up 18 per cent in last three years, prices up 8      per cent.

3. Mixed ownership means forgoing dividends of $6-700 million per year.  WRONG      – Actually, around $220 million per year, and save that amount at least in reduced interest.

2. The  income gap withAustralia has widened.  WRONG – After tax incomes here have risen faster thanAustralia over the past three years.

1. Police recruitment being cancelled for all of next year.  WRONG – One intake only postponed      two months because of increased staff retention.

“Labour said they would campaign on the issues, but in fact they’ve gone back to the old Labour way of making things up, and hoping if they make a false allegation often enough people would start to believe it.”

  • Michaels

    About bloody time!!!
    Now lets throw them in their faces, there is a debate, not the bullshit that we have had to put up with in the last 3.

    • BJ

      If National have any election funds left TV ads with this info with WRONG stamped over each ‘lie’ like the Labour ad with FACT stamped  would be good for the last day of impact

  • Anonymous

    Good stuff! 

  • kevin

    So, we can safely assume any labour supporters out there, must be of the same ilk as the labour party and it’s sad band of fools.

  • Scott

    I’d like to see the twelve lies of Labour in the NZ Herald tomorrow as a full page advertisement.  Any chance of that happening?

    • BJ

      I’d contribute funds for that

  • Bob

    Why did he stop at 12 ????

    • Anonymous

      Think of it as being like the 12 days of xmas.

      • James Stephenson

        On the first day of the election campaign, Phil Goff lied to me….

        • Anonymous

          … and a Mallard in a sinking ship.

  • Gazzaw

    Looking forward to Kosh’ comments on this once he gets home.

    ‘This is not good for National’

    • Jester

      Gets home?

      you mean once he drags his socialist ass out of bed :)

    • Sars

      I was wondering where he was today!

      • Euan Rt

        He’s been trolling. Check Hypocrisy of MMP campaign

    • Anonymous

      He must be stuck at school marking the kids homework.

  • Mirtnan

    Stephen Joyce missed number thirteen .Labour sold the South Island power grill to the Americans in 2003/2004 Check out KIWIBLOG Back benches article#4 last night.

    • Gazzaw

      Must have been the same time that they flogged off 50%  of Kiwipost to Deutschepost/DHL.

      • Anonymous

        And the Wellington power grid to the Chinese. (Courier Post btw)

  • Cadwallader

    There are the additional lies how Goff believes the polls are wrong and that what he is picking up from his sources reveals a different story….he is a delusional loser.

  • Bunswalla

    13. “I was never briefed by the SIS on the Israelis in Christchurch. There was no memo, no briefing, and the Director of the SIS is a liar.”

  • Agent BallSack

    14. Labour will focus on policy not personality.

    • michaels

      That one cracks me up. The last four weeks have been nothing but personality.

  • Euan Rt

    Copied from Herald updates today. All tweets are attributed to tweeter, but this one was just slipped in with no identified author. Another biased reporter without the guts to identify themselves:
    1:52pm: National has compiled a list of Goff’s ”top dozen porkies on the campaign trail”.These include (these are direct quotes):
    “Labour left the economy in good shape. WRONG.”
    “National has cut hundreds of millions from early childhood education. WRONG.”
    “‘We will get back into surplus the same time as National.’ WRONG”And so on. Good to know they aren’t getting petty.

  • Formerly Undecided

    The lies have to end .. and to that end this Formerly Undecided has decided Not to vote for Labour Liars who spout hypocrisy and declare open double standards..  My Party Vote shall go to National.

  • Kosh103

    Hey WO your thread title is wrong.

    It should read the 12 truths.

    Your welcome.

    • Anonymous

      Hey Kosh – you spelled “you’re” incorrectly. 
      You’re welcome. 

      • Sbm1234

        All of the ” training for work “  or ” upskill ” type programmes that Labour had in place for years have clearly helped Mr Kosh….

        • Euan Rt

          I’m afraid nothing can help Mr Kosh

          • Anonymous

            National Standards would’ve helped Kosh. Instead of learning to spell at his own pace he would’ve been kept up to the standard for everyone else his age.

      • Kosh103

        At least you didnt deny that the thread has the wrong title. Good to see.

        • kevin

          It’s just that no-one really cares about what you say… or think. Sorry.

          • Anonymous

            Zing! And there it is. Just wish peeps would stop feeding the stupid troll he might go back under his bridge.

          • Kosh103

            Oh I am not surprsed the right have no intrest in the truth. It is after all their way of thing. Lie twist thing around, do awful things, get NZ in the shit and then the left come in and clean up the mess.

  • Edwin Wigmore

    There was a great article in the NBR regarding the “Wasted 2000′s”.  They pointed out correctly that govt spending increased by 50% with no decernable improvement in service (eg Health spending increased from 6.5Bil to 13.5Bil and at the same time the waiting list more than doubled).  

    They were the most incompetent government in NZ’s history and an enormously expensive mistake for everyone.  We must make sure this saturday they have no chance of finishing off the job of ruining NZ economy.