Cactus Kate has blogged about the Remuera Rackets Rooter:
While men have voracious sexual appetites with or without multiple partners, the female is wired as such that if her box is being wrecked morning and/or night, a daytime rest and recovery is required, not being served by the local professional. It takes far more unhappiness for a woman to cheat on her husband than the other way around. Women for some reason have a conscience about it or perhaps a deep financial interest to keep their knickers on. The Remuera Rooter seems to melt this conscience away to remove the panties with his endless charms, ball machine and firm backhand. Bringing back the ADIDAS motto – all day I dream about sex.
This publicity as well as being a recruitment drive serves as a huge wake-up call for Remuera men that it is not good enough to get up at 6am, have a shower, get changed and go to your fancy job in the city and look at the Secretary or Juniors titties all day hoping one Christmas Party you can slide one in, followed by being fed when you get home with a 3 course dinner and pretending to be too tired at 9pm to engage in a bit of spank the married mank.
For God’s sake men, root your wife. Wake her up before 6am and give her one before you even shave and then go to work, do it again after dinner. Perhaps even thank her for cooking dinner and apologise for not rooting her enough until in a fit of men-o-pause she begs you to stop.
If you don’t do this it seems that the Remuera Rooter will service her for you as there’s a gap in the market well short of the baseline.
