“David Shearer once started a food fight with starving Africans”
“My mercenaries in Labour are better than your mercenaries in Africa”
“To be a true lefty, one needs to be Harvard educated”
“Back off, or I sic Chris Knox onto you”
“Don’t make Mt Albert the permanent capital of the Labour Party”
“Shearer has done nothing for Labour, under my financial spokesmanship, we did go somewhere…(backwards)”
“Key needs to put a cap on the disgusting crap spewing from the Rena. If PM, I’ll do the same with Mallard.”
“I’m hip, I’m cool, when I was at Harvard I experimented with my hair part”
“If I win, I’ll make David Parker my bodyguard. He’ll have a shot at anything”
“Thanks to John Key, at least one job gets created in this recession before Christmas”
