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Help Trevor out

by Whaleoil on December 19, 2011

Trevor Mallard has stuffed his gearbox:

VW van gearbox stuffed. Time for a new red wagon.
December 18, 2011 11:04 am via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite
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Trevor Mallard

Let’s help out Trevor. Help him select a new vehicle without making the mistake of getting a gay ute like Craig Foss.

Stuart Nash has a fire engine for sale, I’m told it is about $9000. That could be a good start.

How about a red Hummer?

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  • Brian Smaller

    I thought hummers were what got him into trouble in the first place.

  • Anonymous

    If it happened a month ago he could have considered doing a Goodfellow.

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  • Anonymous

    He should check out gaywheels.com - 
    Of the 2012 Mercedes-Benz, someone said - 
    “My partner thinks the CLS is sexy – he calls it the “moon car” – while I appreciate its accentuated rear fenders….” 

  • http://truebluenz.com/ Redbaiter
  • Anonymous

    H2? Pfft. The only worthwhile Hummers are the H1 and the HMMWV.

  • Naylor

    This is what Trev needs

  • Naylor

    and here it is. He’d win Hutt South forever

    • Anonymous

      Yeah!!!  A real bogan’s car!  

    • Callum

      Nah, Crusher would impound it…

  • Luigi

    Perhaps a Reliant van  would be appropriate for Trevor – a red version of the three wheeled thing driven by Del Boy Trotter? 

  • http://truebluenz.com/ Redbaiter

    Found a better option- the perfect Trevor Mallard car

  • sthnjeff

    This Might suit Trevor

  • diabolos

    Cars are a penis extension – so possibly are blogs.  They are a giant strap-on as Da Ali G would say.

    Personally i’ve always loved the Fiat Bambina.  No insecurity issues if you love that car.

    Who on earth would really want to be a politician and put up with this degree of mindless scrutiny.

  • Davidw

    diabolos – do the words “self-inflicted” mean anything.  Trev went looking for this “mindless scrutiny” so one would presume he enjoys having the piss taken from him.  Small things amusing small minds ring some bells on this one (and I’m not referring to the commenters)

    • diabolos

      i can only agree – but as I say – its all mindless and meaningless.  We’ve all just wasted precious moments of an inexorable march toward death – worrying about some fucking pollie and his vehicle. 

      I wouldnt twitter in a million years – why i bother commenting on blogs still escapes me – i think its just that so much of my working life is on the computer i can maintain multiple links to mindlessness during the working day and night.

      No hope really

      • kevin

        Good idea, disappear. No prob.

      • diabolos

        Kevin – my thanks for demonstrating mindlessness .. or are you just keeping your head for a bet…??

  • kayaker

    I think he needs a car like Noddy and Big Ears used to hoon around in and always got stopped by Mr Plod.

  • greenmuppet

    Something more futuristic to reflect Trev’s great role in the post-Goff new Labour.

  • Gazzaw

    There must be a Big Red Bus somewhere that’s surplus to requirements. The labour caucus doesn’t need a 40 seater anymore for its touring circuses and they will be able to make do with a minibus after November 2014.

  • frosty

    How about a red zeppelin…  The Mallard can finally fly (away?), the ‘Labour Youth’ can make up some crap campaign songs by horribly ripping off some Led Zep and dancing on street corners, and ultimately it will crash and burn…
    Not that I’d ever condone bastardising anything by Led Zep…

  • Bunter

    Paint Trev’s bike red and attach trainer wheels.

  • Nzdurham

    Help him out you reckon? Not bloody likely from this part of god zone.

    I wouldn’t give him the smell off my doodoo.

    There is more than his gearbox stuffed, I reckon his brain box is euchred too.

  • kehua

    A lttle red Fergy 35 and even that would be too good for the hoppeless prick.

  • EX Navy Greg

    Any hummer not in military service is a gay wannabe. Trev’s from wainui, a red valiant hemi 245  would be perfect.