On the Wharf with David Henderson

Money makes the world go round so when the tipline received these shots of a man who made the money stop, we felt the public duty to mock senselessly the poor and needy.

This is David Henderson (Auckland). He owes a lot of people a lot of money. Some owe finance companies a lot of money who owe little people a lot of money whom everyone seems to have paid to bailout.

Henderson’s assets don’t seem to be frozen. He’s living it up at Euro wearing an outfit that could have only come from Worzel Gummidge’s tailor. From the creased linen look jacket to the white mafia look cum car-dealer shoes it makes you wonder how early he got up to choose that shirt.

Henderson should apply for a wharfies position. He sits around on his fat lazy arse on a wharf enough. Owing money everywhere and bullying those who try to do free business. He’s on the phone long enough to fund the split between Telecom and Chorus.

All our tipster said about the man was “cash upfront”.

  • diabolos

    A living breathing exemplar of the brighter future.

    Lets hope he doesnt keep getting pregnant all the time – or indeed buy ciggies or booze while on a benefit – he may actually attract the attention of the Govemment god forbid.

    Well spotted.  Hate the shoes …

    • niggly

      “A living breathing exemplar of the brighter future.”

      I think instead perhaps he took too literally, Labour’s election slogan “Kiwis Deserve Higher Incomes and Better Jobs”, he got so carried away with the first bit that he didn’t give a stuff about the second bit ;-)

      Anyway brilliant sataire from Cam – don’t think that chappie will “get it” ;-)

      • diabolos

        But he is getting away with it … he must have voted National

        Is that good sataire … or satire

  • Gazzaw

    I’m a great believer in karma. They’ll all get their comeuppance in time including those fuckers who have the legal smarts to delay, delay & delay court proceedings and even those who have been handed ‘wet bus ticket’ sentences. Look at the physical state of Henderson – he’s only 58 for Gods sake! Looks as though ke should be queuing up at the City Mission for a feed.

    • diabolos

      Gidday Gazzaw … i can only endorse what you say.  You cant escape the consequences and they do play out both emotionally and physically.

      Of all the things Cam has ever done – bizarre, outrageous and sometimes downright gobsmacking … i admire the balls he had over the name suppression issue.  I know that this had cost for his family and i apologise in advance to his beloved wife … but he had the courage that none of us ever had.

      These pricks need to pay.  There are families living on a household income of $20 – $30K per annum  - good people – law abiding and they dont get the breaks this man does.

    • EX Navy Greg

      Yup, he clearly can’t afford an ironing board, but is still trying to be a “big noter”
      He will collect his karma, the courts won’t get him, but nature will

  • niggly

    “But he is getting away with it … he must have voted National”

    Getting away with it …. sounds like NZF to me ;-)

  • Anonymous

    I have always thought that this guy is the spitting image of Homer Simpson.

  • Boss Hogg

    Looks like he has kept the weight off after that “Class A” diet that he had going a few years ago………………stop it now!!

  • Anonymous

    I heard that he’s a Green voter.

  • Bo Jangles

    Wrong man, DH doesn’t wear glasses