The Helengnomes

Yesterday I blogged about Clark ministry retreads and staffers now ascending to the leadership of Labour. Cactus Kate has a name for them.

The Helengnomes:

Labour threw out their Leader, ran a Primary for a new one and aren’t finished yet chucking the baby out with the bath water by biffing out all the oldies and simply replacing them with less talented and remarkable new Helengnomes. I mean really who can say Ardern (dropped 9.4% party vote and lost seat despite Greens helping her) Hipkins (least he won his seat) and Robertson (complete focus on winning seat and came 3rd in party vote) are the new Goff, Mallard and King? And this is somehow evolution for the Party? At least King, Goff and Mallard had jobs and some life experience outside Parliament before super gluing their backsides to the institution.

The Helengnomes are humorless, talentless generalists, privileged and lacking in life experience party hacks to the outside world. And that’s before they even got selected in safe seats or in on the favored positions on the list.

In the meantime those who should be there as Labour’s future to appeal to middle progressive working New Zealand like Davis and Nash, are sitting at home on their backsides contemplating what they did wrong.

Not signing up to be a Helengnome pretty much sums it up.

  • Gravedodger

    Such was the octopus like grasp of every facet of the party by Clark who else is there, oh Damien O’Connor of course

  • Mediatart

    As Ned Kelly said – Such is life.

    Its the way politics works, National of course had its previous Cabinet ranked at the very top of their list even though most are in insanely safe seats… to set an example for the others. Sure the high tide raised all boats but it wont change one bit once the tide goes out

  • John B

    any surprise…Ardern…politics to the left of Stalin….Attends every international socialist event she can get too….her favourite holiday destination?? Hipkins….Dum as a plank, a real follower without the brains to look where he is going, for himself. Robertson…who???