Whaleoil Awards – Nominations open

I am going to run my awards a bit differently this year. I will announce a category, then suggest a nominee. Readers can then add nominees in the comments. The next day I will add a poll with the top three nominees to allow readers to vote and contribute.

Today’s category is Rookie of the Year.

My Nominee is Maggie Barry.

Described earlier in the year as New Zealand’s favourite Grandmother, Maggie Barry has shown herself to be the kind of Grandmother that is not afraid stick her hat pin into people that annoy her. A rare talent possibly cultivated by decades of pent up frustration through having to be nice to people.

Her constant sledging of Andrew Williams helps with her nomination;

No pohutukawa is safe now Andrew Williams is running for election in the North Shore, National candidate Maggie Barry says.

As does her comments about Phil Goff;

“I was on Morning Report when Phil Goff still had a moustache and didn’t dye his hair.”

Now a firm Whaleoil favourite, huge things are expected of Maggie in the next three years.

You can now add your nominations in the comments.

  • Dr

    Maggie barry, for not dying her hair and having a moustache, in 2011

  • Anon

    Mike Sabin. He increased the majority in Northland from John Carter who was the highly respected long serving MP. Hard working and his varied career connects well with the public.

  • EX Navy Greg

    Damian O’Connor has to be worth a look, imo

  • Peter Wilson

    How would you end up going past David Shearer? Ranked wherever at the start of the year in Labour, and now no. 1.

  • RB

    Damien O’Connor, rookie? Great suggestion. In addition, I’d like to nominate the following rookies, who entered Parliament in the same year: Gerry Brownlee, Tariana Turia, Nanaia Mahuta, and Rodney Hide.

  • Guest

    Mark Mitchell – the quiet rising star of the 2011 intake. Got cabinet written all over him

    Maggie has brassed off a number of North Shore locals in her short time as candidate, despite her media hits she’s going to be isolated pretty quickly. Mike Sabin is a good guy, but all policy debates end up on the important of one issue – “P”.

  • Anonymous

    Colin Craig? From no where to 2.6%. I don’t particularly agree with him on all things but credit where it’s due.

    • http://www.whaleoil.co.nz Whaleoil

      Credit? Remind me again how many seats in parliament they have? May as well not have bothered.

      • Balanced View

        I agree with Cobolt, to come from no where to 2.6% is a good achievement and a good platform to build from.
        You need to relax a little Whale and gain a little perspective. Perhaps you should leave politics for a while and go back to your grass roots – defying name suppression orders

      • http://www.whaleoil.co.nz Whaleoil

        maybe you should stick to making computers since you know fuck alla bout politics

      • Balanced View

        Hmmm, maybe we should both take a break from politics, seems neither one of us is much good at it

    • Guest

      2.6% = zero seats. _Not_ a good effort. That so called conservative vote helped elect a Green MP by becoming wasted vote. Had they managed a proper seat campaign and won an electorate (instead of looking foolish in Rodney electorate), then yes, Colin Craig would deserve the title of rookie. 

      However, he gets the Plonkers award for wasting a cool million on delivering an extra Green MP.

      • http://www.whaleoil.co.nz Whaleoil

        Absolutely

  • Guest

    Damien O’Connor is not a rookie, but he is a great survivor. 

  • diabolos

    Want to be really scared … check this out …

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/opinion/news/article.cfm?c_id=466&objectid=10774202

    Could this be true .. clones …

  • Michael

    Richard Prosser: one week in and he’s already out-Winstoning Winston.

  • Rockyr

    I also endorse Mike Sabin I think he will carry on his crusade against drugs and it needs to be un-relenting……As for GOFF’s hair he’s now either dyeing it grey or it was his father standing  in behind Grant Robertson on the TV last night.

  • In Vino Veritas

    Tony Gibson, POAL. For putting a line in the sand with MUNZ and not blinking.

  • http://keepingstock.blogspot.com/ Inventory2

    Kris Fa’afoi – for being all things to all people, and for being everywhere.

  • Adybombs

    Andrew Williams – he has been an MP for 4 weeks now and has stayed out of the headlines.  A sterling effort for him!

  • Troy

    The Crusher – for not taking any bullshit from the left wing soft cocks.