Vermin Supreme is hilarious, he makes more sense and is more eloquent than most of Labour.
Andrew Sullivan though has had someone ¬†write to him warning of the implications of the free ponies policy:
My girlfriend knows Vermin Supreme from Burning Man or some other hippy freak show. ¬†She explained to me the sinister reason for the¬†free pony to all Americans¬†policy.¬† Yes, you get a free pony. However, it is a personal identification pony. ¬†You must have it with you at all times, even if you are just running to the CVS on the corner and even if it is dead. ¬†If you are found without your pony, you are presumed to not be a US citizen and therefore in the country illegally. ¬†You will be deported if discovered without your pony or pony corpse.
Please do not be fooled by Vermin Supreme’s free pony policy. ¬†It is an evil, fascist trap.