Mallard’s Brilliant Strategy leaked

via the tipline:

Trevor Mallard appears to have left his strategy document lying around where my tipster was able to take a photo…it certainly looks authentic…he has followed the strategy to the letter. (fullsize image)

Like his Underpants Stealing Strategy this has all the promise of being as successful for him and Labour.

  • Boss Hogg

    Perfect.  Wrong title though.  It is actually a Damage Maximisation Strategy.  And it is working to plan byt the look of things.

    Another gift that will keep giving and giving.

  • Roger

    This is right up there with the Texts From New York. Brilliant

  • Hakim of phut

    A fake document …… I wonder how that could come about ?¬†
    of course its ¬†Labour party HQ notepaper not parliamentary labour …. but thts doesnt matter when you are having fun

    • Kimbo

      ¬†I don’t mind trolls – sometimes they can be very amusing. You are not. Ever.

  • David

    He forgot to put on the memo Destroy bank statement that shows parliamentary allocation paid for tickets I sold for cash, for the last three years.
    Too much of a coincidence Trev, you have been caught its just a shame the OIA can’t tell the public who paid for the tickets originally for the last few years .

    • Hakim of phut

      MPs dont spend ‘their allocation’ , its pooled by the leader and they decide. To spend it on tickets he would have to get leader to approve¬†

  • Apolonia

    Stuart Nash to stand in Hutt South in 2014?

  • Andrew McMillan

    Cameron, most of the time you do great work, but every now and again you get a bit too carried away. Nonsense like this (it’s clearly not authentic) only hurts your credibility.

    To roll Trevor, you need to stick to facts. Stick to the facts and you will roll Trevor.

    • Jman

      Clearly you didn’t notice the Satire tag dumbass

      • http://www.mcmillan.org.nz/ Andrew McMillan

        I don’t need to look for tags to detect attempted satire. In my view, if you use a Labour Party letterhead (complete with authorisation statement) to¬†intentionally¬†misrepresent their views, then that’s going well beyond satire.

        Furthermore, if Cameron posts legitimate Labour Party documents in the future, ¬†while he’s still posting stuff like this, there’s always going to be a question around whether they’re genuine. The satire tag won’t cut it.

  • Fozzie

    Aw come on wa’il this subject is getting pretty boring … done to death. Mallard is yesterday’s news …. how about something with some real meat on the bone !!!

  • MrV

    This is clearly fake … there is no ‘cycle 60ks’, interspersed with these agenda items.

  • bb

    13. get into my full lycra suit and walk around the street for couple of minutes – just for the ladies then got straddle my bike and ride away.

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