Maybe Chris Trotter could unionise them

It seems that porn superstars have disappeared, because of an overĀ abundanceĀ of enthusiastic try-hards:

“The market is oversaturated now,” says Brooklyn Lee. Lee is pornā€™s latest It girl. At the AVN Awards, Lee, 22, won five awards, including Best New Starlet. She says: “There used to be a few hundred girls and now there are thousands. So porn superstars have fallen by the wayside. There arenā€™t girls like Tera and Jenna, who transcend the boundary of the industry anymore.” Jesse Jane agrees. “The industry is so oversaturated with girls,” she says. “Iā€™ve been in the business nine and a half years, and I can barely tell you who is in now.”

Perhaps the porn industry could the use the services of Chris Trotter and Garry Parsloe to unionise to improve pay and conditions.

  • Blokeintakapuna

    haha – well the unions (and the Labour Party) are total screw ups and can only have sex on their backs – because they can only fuck up – and they’re pox-ridden parasites – kinda like herpes – they just won’t fuckin’ go away!

    Ahern might make a reasonable porn star – but only on her knees from behind – because you wouldn’t want to try and kiss her with all the bull shit that’s come out of it!

  • SJ00

    Hands up who just googled Brooklyn Lee :) (she isn’t that flash…)

    • Jman

      Ā Hands up :) I’ve seen better

  • Troy

    Something Shane “whip-it” Jones could be a goer for after he gets booted at the next election.

  • gander

    …she says.Ā  “I’ve been in the business nine and a half years, and I can barely tell you who is in now.”


    • politically unstable

      Ā And she is only 22 years old – go figure

      • politically unstable

        Ā oopsĀ  that was the other girl who was 22

  • jay cee

    a recent poll reckoned paula benefit would be hot in the sack.obviously some people have been playing solo too much and have gone blind.Ā