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Mallard served by Old Lady

by Whaleoil on May 28, 2012

Trevor Mallard has been served…by an old lady…what happened to the thugs in leather jackets?

Good job Mallard, whining about how you were served shows what a coward you are. Now you are beating up on an old lady for doing her job.

Whoever the lady is well done, and still while Duck season is in effect too.

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  • Scanner

    Ha fucking ha you slimey cunt, probably thought he was up for a root.

  • ConwayCaptain

    BOO HOO

  • Guest

    Well done and what a cheap shot putting her pic on twitter?? Seriously this guy is warped . Most probably she’ll be someones granny you dick.

    • Le Sphincter

      The grand kids are probably all in Australia- getting a brighter future under Labour.
      They seem to have avoided the recession which is sticking around here

      • Gazzaw

        You’re not tempted to join them le Poohole? Maybe you don’t qualify for the benny over there.

      • Guest

        Do you really believe that everything is better over on Oz?I can assure you it is getting quite tough there unless in mining in WA. Labour is rooting it just like they did here.

      • Le Sphincter

        Budget Surplus – now ! Not the never never with Bill

      • BD

        Hmmmm, QLD Labor with its 7 seats and the LNP with 78. I would say that Labor doesn’t have a bright future.

      • Pukakidon

         I vote the arsehole goes back to where he came from.   He is nothing but a negative arsehole anyway.   If it is so bad here leave!!!!

      • Gazzaw

        Ask the people at Hasties how much better it is in Oz, l’asshole.

  • Agent BallSack

    Holy crap it looks like my Aunty.

    • Gazzaw

      Looks a bit like Jim Anderton in drag.

      • Agent BallSack

        I won’t mention that at Christmas parties. :)

      • Gazzaw

        Sorry ABS, I’m sure that your aunt is a very nice lady.

  • CJA

    Lol crack up. No doubt she has some proud grandchildren. Agree with Guest comment above about posting her face on Twitter though. What a dick (or is that duck).

  • Richard B.

    I think if you see her in the street, she needs a big hug and a kiss.

    Well done. What a great job for an older lady.

  • Beanyboy

    Bahahaha classic….he’s moaning that she supplied a false name…it’s not illegal…made my day…what a dick

    • Petal

      I would imagine it’s standard operating procedure as a process server not to provide real name and address.  Imagine the threat to your home and family!

  • Lindsay Addie

    Trev and Andy need to stop being a couple of sooky la la’s and man up.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/DWM6YFWDG7UN56BCODP2FCMSX4 Phil Ma Crackin

    2 old women in Mallards office, the dumb one got served.

  • In Vino Veritas

    I guess karma has a way of catching up on one. Little old lady gives false name and address, Mallard gives false information in parliament and represents a party who have given give false hope to their supporters since 7 July, 1916. Karma.

  • Coventry

    It was Farrar in disguise !

    • Spiker

       What disguise??

  • Agent BallSack

    Seems Crusher has a sense of humour and reads WhaleOil. I am sure the idea of using an old lady was thought of here first.

  • Guest

    This is very very funny. Trevor is the gift that keeps giving!

    • Petal

      …more the pus that keeps on oozing

    • Salacious T Crumb

      Agreed, he is the herpes virus of NZ politics

  • Michael

    Mallard scared of an old woman! ha ha ha ha.

  • Le Sphincter

    So Collins starts her lawsuit with a lie….. and is caught out.

    Then it will be Le Canrds turn with discovery where he gets to rifle through her papers on the day in question.
    Whats the bet SHE will obstruct that

    • Kthxbai

      Wishful thinking there, Sphincter.

      And good to see you embracing your essential character w your username.

    • Duncan Brown

      A lie or a trick – comparably minor to making unfounded claims in the House, but refusing to repeat it outside the House. He shouldn’t have made such a fuss about evading the serve.

    • rouppe

       With discovery you don’t have to turn over your entire life, silly man. You disclose what you intend to present at trial.

      It will be Mallard and Little who will be hiring people (or more probably abusing their Parliamentary staff time) to go through Collins’ trash – which is also illegal.

      • Gazzaw

        They’ll probably hire Porky Williams – he seems the be labour’s  ‘go to’ man for dirt digging although he’s not that good at it.

    • http://www.whaleoil.co.nz Whaleoil

      Good luck with that…they can;t now discover that which they stated as fact after they stated it…they have to prove that what they said was true at the time, not based on some fishing expedition…and further they have to stand in court and state that they made the comments based on an anonymous email…good luck with that.

      • Guest

        Like I said: this ends in one of two ways: Little & Mallard out of parliament, or the same for Collins.

        No middle ground,  no compromises, no other options.   

      • Le Sphincter

        Le Canard out ? For a civil matter
        Pourquoi ?

        Nick Smith has a much more serious conviction with no consequences

      • AngryTory

        Because one or other hashed to Parliament

  • Duncan Brown

    Biggest LOL for a long time!! :-)

  • Quintin Hogg

    Just goes to show that process servers come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. 

    I bet that the lady in question is the most effective member of the staff of whoever employs her.

    Also the clock is now ticking for Mr Mallard.

    30 working days from service to file a defence.

    If he was served over the weekend then that period expires 6 July. 

  • Deep Blue

    Here’s a big FUCK YOU Trevor Mallard from the VRWC. 

  • RightNow

    LMAO. Why would he need her name and address anyway – except to harass her, the same reason he’s made her picture public – he’s hoping he has some supporters who might recognise her and vilify her. You’re a turd Mallard.
    If I see her I’ll be sure to buy her a beverage of her choice.

    • Agent BallSack

      Just shows Mallard is a cretin who will go to any lengths to avoid having to obey the laws of the country. Keep him on he’s a fantastic poster boy for the NZLP.

  • SJ00

    How did he know her name and address were fake? He checked.
    Why did he check up on her? Certainly not to thank her, clearly he is out to make her look bad (posting a photo serves no purpose) or get his labour/union thugs to go rough her up or throw bricks through her window or something.
    I can’t believe this dork is an MP, representing this country. We have such a sad system when dickheads like this get into parliament (Voted in by even bigger dickheads who can’t see how bad he is).

  • Gblack

    Who ever she is well done.
    Evidently mallards can’t duck

    • Blokeintakapuna

      Like Rodney found – you can duck the issue, but you can’t Hyde

  • tarkwin

    The false name was used in case Mallard tried stalking her.

  • chris73

    Does anyone know how to become a process server? It sounds like an interesting job.

    • Gazzaw

      According to Chicken Little all you need is to be a thug & wear a leather jacket.

  • Whollyghost

    Why are Little (by name and by nature) and Mallard (by name and by nature) both so keen to avoid being served when they have denounced the lawsuit as being groundless? I am pleased to see these slippery customers getting tricked into being served. “Serves” them right.

  • Sarahy

    She looks like a lovely hard working woman to me. Of course hard work isn’t a thing the labourites seem to be big on. Good on her for getting out there and obviously getting results for her employer. Of course Labour would prefer she stay home and whine about how she needs more money.

  • Whafe

    A very low act by Mallard in posting the picture, but hey, we are no suprised are we… Shearer once again showing stunning leadership on this. If he has seen, or will by now know about the posting of this picture, he should haul Mallard over the coals… Yeah right if that would happen…

    Labour, you are a joke to politics in NZ….

  • Guest

    Are you allowed to take someones picture without their permission and then post it online? So seriously twisted why do this to an old lady.

    • BD

      At least I will know whose hand to shake now.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/DWM6YFWDG7UN56BCODP2FCMSX4 Phil Ma Crackin

        yeah and its not Shane Jones,  most people know what he does with his in his spare time.

      • MrV

         @yahoo-DWM6YFWDG7UN56BCODP2FCMSX4:disqus
        And his ‘spare’ hand.

  • http://keepingstock.blogspot.com/ Inventory2

    Trev got Grannied!!

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/DWM6YFWDG7UN56BCODP2FCMSX4 Phil Ma Crackin

      and loved it!!

  • beenthere

    Give that Lady a medal, well done.

  • Tamati

    It’s only a “false name” when you are legally required by an enactment to provide your correct handle. The lady just used her working name.

  • Johnbronkhorst

    Looking at her, he probably thought he had a chance of getting laid!!!

  • Pukakidon

    Payback!! and I especially like how she duped him after all his lying and duping young people by scalping their tickets.   Could not have happened t a bigger prick.  

    Well done lady!!!

  • Johnboy

    She probably just did her bit for NZ because she hates fucking socialist scum like all thinking folks do.

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