Scott Yorke and Martyn “DBD” Bradbury have been having a one sided battle of wits. I say one sided because Scott has all the wits and Martyn is just a half-wit, or if I am feeling especially unkind, which I am, a fuck-wit.
Anyway Martyn got upset again at Scott and wrote a vitriol filled post. Scott has responded with a post of his own. In that post he proposes a Deed of Settlement for their dispute.
It is a piece of genius. I particularly like the resolution process that involves dueling.
(a) If the parties cannot resolve the dispute by negotiation within ten Business Days following the date of delivery of the Dispute Notice, then either party may, by written notice to the other party (“Duel Notice”), require the dispute to be determined by way of armed duel using pistols, swords, or feather dusters (“Duel”).
(b) The Duel will be held at such location and at such time, and following such procedures, as the parties agree in writing. If the parties cannot agree such matters in writing within ten Business Days following the date of the Duel Notice, the parties will submit such matters to Louis Crimp of Invercargill for his determination, and the parties agree to be bound by any such determination.
Scott wins, it was a comprehensive victory. His post and attacked Deed of Settlement is the finest piece of Blog-taliation I have ever seen. It is fit for Boing Boing.