I wonder what sort of tourism he will champion

The Guardian

John Key cops a lot of flack for his role as Minister of tourism, but no one can argue that he doesn’t work hard at promoting New Zealand.

Even though the more extreme of the left wing woul like to charge John Key with ethnic cleansing and bankrupting the country he certainly is no Robert Mugabe.

I’m not sure exactly what sort of global holiday-making Robert Mugabe will be able to endorse. Perhaps he is going ti encourage tours of the world’s despotic nations and tours of sites of ethnic cleansing?

The Zimbabwe president, accused of ethnic cleansing and bankrupting his country, asked to champion tourism.

With a line-up that includes Drew Barrymore, David Beckham, Orlando Bloom, and Ricky Martin, the UN’s choice of ambassadors has been known to cause raised eyebrows or the odd smirk.

Seldom, however, has there been such anger, or questioning of the organisation’s credibility, as that greeting the appointment of a new international envoy for tourism: Robert Mugabe.

Improbable as it seems, the Zimbabwean president, who is widely accused of ethnic cleansing, rigging elections, terrorising opposition, controlling media and presiding over a collapsed economy, has been endorsed as a champion of efforts to boost global holidaymaking.

Despite that fact Mugabe, 88, is under a travel ban, he has been honoured as a “leader for tourism” by the UN’s World Tourism Organisation, along with his political ally, Zambian president Michael Sata, 75. The pair signed an agreement with UNWTO secretary general Taleb Rifai at their shared border at Victoria Falls on Tuesday.

Zimbabwe’s state-owned Herald newspaper quoted Rifai urging tourists from around the world to visit : “I was told about the wonderful experience and the warm hospitality of this country … By coming here, it is recognition, an endorsement on the country that it is a safe destination.”

  • thor42

    That proves it, once and for all.
    The UN is a joke. A dangerous, corrupt and incompetent joke, but still a joke.
    The UN fully deserved Helen Clark. They were made for each other.

  • Mr_Blobby

    No. Sombodys taking the piss.

    • TravisPoulson

      Agreed that it has to be a piss take, but also in agreement with thor42 in that the UN is a joke and that Helen Cluck and the UN deserve each other. 

  • captain Kidd

    Yep this has to be a piss take

  • Phronesis

    The Harawira’s have already booked their family holiday / training for the revolution with their comrade Bob.

  • Phar Lap

    Surely the name for that hot air building which is based in New York,Unco Nations,for retrobates.

  • Razorlips81

    They can show you how they have developed all those farms that they recovered from those evil White land thieves. Their “green” and recycling is second to none. All irrigation piping has been melted and sold as nonferrous metal. Large electric pump motors have been removed and the copper wire stripped from them – again recycling! You can witness minimum tillage at its enviromental best. See a country that has become the immage of African success! So quickly get on board and see how it is done. Just make sure that you have very good insurance before you go.

  • Tom

    Most of these pseudo governmental agencies are Compiled of  and controlled by failed half witted burnt out ex politicians, and fucking tree huggers who are well past past their use by dates, that can not possibly survive in the real world.
    The majority of Ex politicians at all levels from the bilge to the masthead, are a waste of space and time, they could not organise a piss up in a brewery. They all seem end up  subscribing to and joining  these mickey mouse governmental agencies which promote the the Principles of M.F.M. (Translation : We need more fucking Money )  to support their bloody egos, half cocked parasitic lives and theories. They are absoluteley bloody incapable of getting a real life and existing in the normal world  unlesss there is someone to massage their egos,  and tell them how fucking clever they are.

  • Horace

    It is not a piss-take.  At least Canada has had the gumption to pull out of the UN World Tourism Organisation (UNWTO) in disgust.   This whole saga says a lot about the UN. 

    As far as I am aware Canada is also the only country to ever accept a refugee claim from a white South African (the Brandon Huntley case – you can bung it into google to find out more) tho’ they bowed to political pressure from the (totally corrupt) ANC-led South African Government in the end and reversed their decision.   It is the usual story when any ‘white’ country finds fault with a ‘black’ one.  The black Gov’t just has to stand back and shout ‘Racism’ and the ‘white’ argument collapses.

     

  • JK

    Re Tom: These politicians are not half burned out. This bunch knows all too well how to play the system. And how to benefit from it for themselves. Helen was already working for this outlet even before she was stood down here by the voters. She knew that a role like she has now within the Un would be one where she could not be voted out by the “little people” anymore. And that it would satisfy her most ambitious desire, that of being at the top, if not THE top, of the first, totally unelected, world government.
    Her love for dictatorships was clear to see in her last years as PM in NZ. This love could have played a role in these UNWTO appointments. In the mean time, we increasingly suffer under the implementation of Agenda 21 in this country, so her goal comes in sight.

  • Caleb

    Isn’t it obvious how corrupt the UN is.

    Bought by Zimbabwean gold..

    • Gazzaw

       At last Caleb someone has finally put their finger on how this rort has occurred.

      Can anyone tell me why NZ is prostrating itself & kissing arse to get a seat on the UN Security Council? Are there a few cushy MFAT bureaucrat jobs in the offing or is it a clear case of NZ benefitting?

  • Dr Wang

    Sick as it is, Mugabe will fit into the UN organisation seamlessly – he ticks all their boxes.

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