I only have eyes for you….

Caption contest folks….

Trevor looks a good option…we all know what happens to politicians who cuddle Kim:

UPDATE: Photo removed because John Chapman, Photographer, is a precious petal.

John Chapman, Photographer, Auckland

John Chapman, Photographer, Auckland, hard at work

 

  • http://keepingstock.blogspot.com/ Inventory2

    My name is Clare, but some people call me Bambi, because I fawn over people like you Kim!

  • Quintin Hogg

    Look at me,.. look at meee,  loooook at meeeeee!

  • Ronnie Chow

      ” No , we’re all the same size in bed ..”

  • Jimmy

    Clare Curran,  the woman who aspires to be Hulun but just lacks the required testosterone levels

  • tas

    Labour MP enamoured of respectible white foreign investor.

  • Markm

    No really , Kim , I mean Mr Dotcom didn’t give me a really big donation , in return for us giving him some dirt on John Banks.
    No really!!

  • tarkwin

    While your down there Clare, the dust bag on my Banksy super vac must be full – he won’t suck no more.

  • Phar Lap

    Looking at her i thought she was,when she opened her mouth i knew she was.

  • Morgy

    FFS Why is this guy a hero of the left??…..Oh….I get it…..DONOR!!!

    Owen who?

  • LesleyNZ

    “Dearest Clare, I am GOD”. (Advice for Dotcom – never mock God).

  • Ford

    hes got a hot girlfriend..spot the rich guy

    • Troy

      money will buy anything and anyone happy to be bonked by a fat overloaded lard ass – with this guys weight he’ll be dead and buried before he can really enjoy the millions he’s made out of people – i hope they deport the fat prick.

  • In Vino Veritas

    Bishop Dot-Com? May I kiss your ring?

  • LesleyNZ

    Dotcom thinking : “Oh man! – what we have to do to stay
    popular …… (upon seeing Clare’s adoring eyes)…… hang on – changed my
    mind – just gotta love this politician, no wonder Trev was so taken with her……and don’t tell me socialists don’t love money!”

    • Johnbronkhorst

      socialists are the only one’s, who’s preoccupation is money!!

      • le sphincter

        Really. John dot Banks didnt seem to have enough, bonkhorse

      • Johnbronkhorst

        Reasonable insults, arsehole, require intelect. Of which you appear to be lacking. Besides that, prove that banks knew about the donations..can’t can you, so all you are left with is inuendo…How ever it can be shown that labours preoccupation with chasing the dollar is unpresidented and they will be as dishonest as they need to be to, get it…pledge card, owen glen, union funds etc etc etc

      • Pukakidon

         Arseholes licking arseholes.   Liarbour will do anything for donations!!!

  • Johnbronkhorst

    Gravitational pull of the larger body, appears to be distorting the surface (or just face) of the smaller body. Considering the hollow nature of the smaller body (her head), this appears to be amplifying the effect!!

  • Ngisugo_Neep

    “Rats! It doesn’t matter how tall your blue hat is, there’s always some gigantor about who snakes away your ladies…”

  • AnonWgtn

    Is it me or am I the only one who is becoming less enamoured with the PR antics of Dotcom and the Labour Party ?
    I had some sympathy for him once but now am getting tired of his antics designed to push himself forward as a sort of folk hero, which he is not.

    • Mediaan

      PR future client of Ms Curran? Maybe she is prospecting where her post-2014 income will come from.

      Inzight revisited would need a few rich individual clients … Mining companies would be exacting and look for a higher public relations standard.

  • http://www.facebook.com/arranh Arran Hunt

    Kim provides another public service, blocking our photographers view of protesters.

  • Phar Lap

    Well he did have a criminal record in another life.Wonder how he ever got into NZ  .Money????

    • Phar Lap

       
      Wonder where all this will end up.I have noticed the Cancerous” Greens” are endeavouring to get into bed with him.Now that will be a sight for sore eyes,the mind boggles.Norman  ,Turei  and the German from a Finnish Mother.All   three squeaky voices together.  

  • Richard B.

    New sight screen arrives at Eden Park in time for the cricket season.

  • Scanner

    Please Kim let me suck it for you.

  • davcav

    “Please let it be true what they say about the size of a guys hands”

  • Tristanb

    Clare looks adoringly at Kim Dotcom: “I can’t thank you enough for inventing the internet Mr Dotcom. I’ll learn to use it one day. Sorry about that whole s92A thing – I didn’t realise it would be unpopular, truth is, I didn’t have a clue what it was talking about.”

    “No vorries Clare, your law got all those torrenters using MegaUpload. Did creating this law get you invited to any parties with APRA or Hollywood producers?”

    Clare: “No. But I’m planning to create a levy for people using the internet, that gives money directly to APRA – then I’ll get to meet modern kiwi musicians, like Neil Finn.”

  • Ronnie Chow

    Dotcom ; “And I promise you will all go to heaven “.

  • http://www.mcmillan.org.nz/ Andrew McMillan

    Quim, Dotcom?

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