Heartland Tour Update?

So anyway back to David Shearer’s Heartland Tour, I have some questions

1. How many people have been attending meetings?

2. Have media been touring covering the events?

3. What is the total cost of the tour to taxpayers or “someone else”?

4. Have they let David Cunliffe and Charles Chauvel out in to the countryside yet?

5. How many new members have Labour signed up due to the tour?

I only ask as I see Helen Clark has been doing her own tour of New Zealand Heartland as an excuse for the UN trough to pay for her trips back to New Zealand to see her Labour lurvies.

I would like to compare Shearer’s answers to Clark’s for numbers 1,2,3 and 5.

After her lecture labelled Disaster Resilience on August 15th, I hasten to add I think Shearer has actually collapsed his tour into Dear Leaders on caucus management.

  • AnonWgtn

    What tour – did I miss something !
    Don’t worry David, Helen’s back from Head Office to help.

  • Gazzaw

    I would venture to suggest WO that had Shearer been playing to packed houses that the MSM would have been there in force and labour’s PR people braying to the heavens.

    There’s a deafening silence.

  • Jimmie

    Maybe Shearer meant by heartland tour that he was getting checked over by a heart specialist?

  • cows4me

    4) Have they let david Cuncliffe and Charles Chauvel out in to the countryside yet?
    Oh please say they have been released into the wild. I shall commence to sharpen my pitchfork and soak the torchs in parafin.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Tories Tories – Please stop. My sources tell me Sheep Shearer addressed a gathering of 10,000 at a farm – sheep! not people. Then he started to count them and then zzz…zzzzz..zzzzz.zzzzz

  • Rolla

    Helens speech to the Katikati rotary consisted of telling people that the world would have no problems if women were in charge of anything. Yes even war, poverty, and famines would just disapear if women ruled the world.

    http://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/29866-women-key-to-worlds-problems.html

    So not sure HC’s message will go down well on her hearland tour. Perhaps its a case of lowering the bar so Shearer looks great in comparison?

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