Boing Boing has been mocking Shark Week on Discovery all week with their Cow Week series.
Now Youtube user melodysheep has autotuned lips from Shark Week:
Some years ago the wife and I had been fishing and had caught about a dozen Albacore tuna. We had gutted them and were feeding blue sharks their remains. All of a sudden these sharks disappeared, very strange for sharks. So i decided to pull anchor and head home. Fucking near had a heart attack. sitting under the boat was a white pointer and it was massive, your have to see these animals to believe the shear size they grow to. Was over 4 meters easily and about a meter and a half across the dorsal fins. This thing could have used us for toothpicks if it had so wished.