They will be banning pies and mullets next

afl.com.au

Dane Swan has been banned by Collingwood for drinking alcohol…what net banning for eating pies or having a mullet?

COLLINGWOOD has suspended Brownlow medallist Dane Swan over a night on the town on Sunday.

The Magpies will ban Swan from their next two matches, against the Sydney Swans and North Melbourne.

A Magpies player challenged Swan about his condition at training on Monday, and a meeting with coach Nathan Buckley and at least two other players followed.

“The decision was made after the club became aware that Swan had been drinking alcohol six days before next Saturday’s match against the Sydney Swans, a clear breach of club protocol,” Collingwood said in a statement on Tuesday.

  • Mickrodge

    Nah fuck him.

    If these guys are going to get paid decent coin for playing footy then they can toe the party line when it comes to getting on the piss.

  • Marty

    Yeah too right, if his contract says that he should be in tip top shape during the season then so be it…

  • tarkwin

    Maybe he’s moonlighting as a school teacher.

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