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This infographic is wrong though…there is one other thing men need and that is stroking their fragile egos….other than that it is accurate.


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  • Cows4me

    How to impress a man, missed one. Fillet the fish, my wife hasn’t mastered this skill yet and doesn’t seen to have any interest in doing so.

  • NZ Groover

    3. Let him fart whenever he wants

  • Chris

    To keep a man happy.

    Keep his stomach full and his testicles empty.

  • The real Fozzie

    Perhaps I’m cynical, but these days to make a woman happy, don’t you just have to get her all your money in return for nothing…