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As much fun as a dry root

by Whaleoil on September 2, 2012

A sexless orgy would be as much fun as a dry root…

Jackie Bell doesn’t like sex. But she does enjoy a good snuggle.

The 43-year-old attends monthly “cuddling” sessions in Wellington, where up to 20 clothed people consent to hug and touch. Sexual contact is forbidden.

“It’s like being at a sexless orgy,” Bell says.

If experts are right, about 40,000 New Zealanders are “asexuals” who feel no sexual attraction at all.

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  • Gazzaw

    And are they allowed to get married Andrei because they won’t want to have kids? I’m not being facetious, I would really like to know your views.

  • Brian Smaller

    All that cuddling with no sex but what happens when an asexual gets a stiffy?

    • Rodger T

      Heads will roll.

  • nasska

    An ideal night out for the non gay members of the Green caucus.

    • Travis Poulson

      They have non gay members?

      • nasska

        I understand that nobody is entirely certain. There was talk of a mandatory quota of two straight MPs so that the party would be seen as balanced.

  • Cadwallader

    FFS!!!

  • Travis Poulson

    I guess it wouldn’t be hard to police, just like the nudist colonies: first sign of a stiffie and you’re out!

  • Sam

    Whale, did you notice this wonderful piece of journalism?

    “He had sex for the first time six years ago – on April 17, 2008, to be precise”

    I maybe wrong but I make that four years….

    • Richard McGrath

      Perhaps he was speaking from the future…

  • grumpy

    I reckon this is a beatup. As soon as the cameras left, they shagged themselves silly.

  • grumpy

    What’s wrong with a “dry root”?

    The old story……..Sex, even when it’s bad, it’s good!

    • Richard McGrath

      Don’t you believe it! As some wise head once said ‘There’s nothing as over-rated as bad sex, and nothing as under-rated as a good crap.’

  • Scanner

    The gweens should be encouraged to do this, it will stop the ludites from breeding.

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