Caption Contest

Begging for a caption contest:

Louisa Wall and Colin Craig lean in close. They look into each other’s eyes.

“My wife knows I’m here, so it’s all good,” says Louisa, quietly.

The moment stretches out. Neither politician blinks.

“You can’t psych me out,” Louisa adds.

They laugh, the camera shutter clicks quickly several times in succession – and the tension is broken.

“…and like his cock was, like, this big…and I said…Boy, I’d turn gay for that”

  • http://keepingstock.blogspot.com/ Inventory2

    Look Louisa; my budget is this big…

  • blokeintakapuna

    That is a BIG strap on romancer – and i’m sure most of Labour would really enjoy it – it might even help some of them come up with some idea’s…. but then again… it is Labour we’re talking about…

  • Patrick

    & Louisa replies – “I have one at home that is bigger than that”

  • johnbronkhorst

    So since you want to give away free breakfast in schools….what do you say they will be giving away in Catholic schools and how big should it be?

  • cows4me

    Colin “my bill is this thick”

  • Steve (North Shore)

    “I’m not gay ok, let me grab your tits to prove it”

  • http://www.mcmillan.org.nz/ Andrew McMillan

    Jesus provisions wine for the sinner

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