Begging for a caption contest:
Louisa Wall and Colin Craig lean in close. They look into each other’s eyes.
“My wife knows I’m here, so it’s all good,” says Louisa, quietly.
The moment stretches out. Neither politician blinks.
“You can’t psych me out,” Louisa adds.
They laugh, the camera shutter clicks quickly several times in succession – and the tension is broken.
“…and like his cock was, like, this big…and I said…Boy, I’d turn gay for that”
