Faced with ill-discipline and in-fighting among players the England FA has come out with a list of Do’s and Dont’s for their players. It is not a bad guide for politicians to follow so I have re-written it for say….ergh….ughm……the Labour Party and David Shearer.
Add your own in comments if you so wish.
The don’ts and the dos
Don’t
* Use drugs without
doctor’s permissiontelling the Leader* Disclose confidential information about any aspect of
playing for Englandour caucus meetings or strategy* Wear red and pink together, ever
unofficial sportswear from personal endorsements* Consume alcohol in public without the express permission of the
managerLeader* Use drugs or banned substances
* Use room service or adult channels
* Bet on i-predict or buy and sell on TradeMe
any football matches* Criticise people on Twitter or Facebook, especially while in the House
Do
* Respect Parliament, your colleagues and the Speaker
opponents, officials and supporters* Respect culture and traditions of
host nationsUnions and our members* Acknowledge
the supporters at the end of the game and when on the coach travelling to training and gamesour members at conferences and meetings* Respect drug-testing officers
* Respect hotel staff at Skycity
* Be on time for
teamcaucus meetings.* Use a sensible amount of time playing video, updating twitter, Facebook or computer games such as Angry Birds.
