Mold Tries The Moroney Effect

Jacinda Ardern has twice plugged her caravan, David Shearer and his guitar, now Fran Mold has pin-up Sue Moroney hitting the Women’s Magazines.  I have warned about this before, it is called The Moroney Effect

Moroney’s children are being used as pawns for their mother’s nutty idea to have six months paid parental leave.  Problem is when it was announced Dad would be looking after them one did not seem to actually care.

“We said it would mean that Mum’s not going to be home as much. I could see they were getting quite worried when we were talking to them about it. “Quinn asked, ‘If you’re not going to be looking after us, who is going to be?’” When they told him that it was going to be Dad, his reaction was, “so what?”

She uses threats to pick them up in the Labour Party painted car as a punishment if they are naughty.  What a great parental tool.  These must be two of the best behaved kids in the country.

But “this is about a mother’s love”??

So can I dare ask, if you return to work before six months are Labour saying now that you do not love your kids?

  • Jester

    When your own kids are embarrassed about being associated with the Labour Party, what hint that your party is fucked doesnt she get!

    I guess when her kids change their last name by deed poll she will realise its kind of uncool to be associated to losers

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Another great idea for punishing the kids is send them on Jacaranda Garden’s caravan for a one hour ride while Sheep plays his guitar and sings Willie Nelson song – “On the road again”

    COURTESY: WIllie Nelson

    “On the road again –

    Just can’t wait to get on the road again.

    The life I love is making music with my friends

    And I can’t wait to get on the road again.

    On the road again

    Goin’ places that I’ve never been.

    Seein’ things that I may never see again

    And I can’t wait to get on the road again.

    On the road again –

    Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway

    We’re the best of friends.

    Insisting that the world keep turning our way

    And our way

    is on the road again.

    Just can’t wait to get on the road again.

    The life I love is makin’ music with my friends

    And I can’t wait to get on the road again.

    On the road again

    Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway

    We’re the best of friends

    Insisting that the world keep turning our way

    And our way

    is on the road again.

    Just can’t wait to get on the road again.

    The life I love is makin’ music with my friends

    And I can’t wait to get on the road again.

    And I can’t wait to get on the road again.”

  • Lion_ess

    The Labour Party scores with another skin-crawling gimmick. This group is bereft of policy ideas and possess no political swag. Really, they are to be applauded and encouraged, guaranteeing another victory for National.

  • cows4me

    Great, even the kids know their old lady is a raving fruitcake. The kids are right of course, nine years of rule by these two bobs was sure punishment.

  • Agent BallSack

    Back in the day we much preferred Dad picked us up in the Mk III Zephyr as opposed to the Humber 90 but that embarrassment pales when I consider being picked up in a Labour Party car.

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