That must’ve been some hand job

This story is a bit sad really. An Aussie bloke gets a transcendental handjob in the early 1970s from a Christchurch woman. Now he’s trying to track the woman down. She was a therapist evidently. [snigger]

In 1973, Australian tourist Kirk Warren shared a brief romance with a Christchurch girl.

Now, on his first visit back to the city since the “hook-up”, Warren wants to see her again.

Warren visited the city in December 1973 when he was a 23-year-old student over from Australia for a summer holiday.

“A friend and I came over for a holiday and we signed up for a transcendental meditation course. Being the 70s this was all the rage. Then I met a woman and we hooked up for a few days.”

The pair shared a brief, but intense, romance.

“I remember riding around the city on the back of her motorbike with no helmet on. We had two or three nights together but, although it was the wild 70s and I did sleep in her bed and we kissed, we didn’t have sex.”

The woman asked Warren to move to Christchurch, but he decided to return home instead.

“She asked me to transfer universities and move in with her, but I decided not to. I only had $10 and a ticket home. We wrote to each other for a while but then lost touch. Who knows what would have happened if I had stayed?”

Now, nearly 40 years later, Warren has returned for a holiday and wants to find her.

 

  • anonymouse

    ” He could not remember what the woman looked like or her name, but said she was an occupational therapist and had lived in a central city flat.” – like that narrows it down….

    What a tosser, he doesn’t want to find her, he wants her to find him…….

  • Scanner

    Unbelievable, first that he stumbled home with blue balls 40 years ago, and now he wants to rekindle the relationship, mate shes 65 years old now, and if she wouldn’t let you at holiest of holies then what makes you think you’re going to get a run over the target now.
    The worst thing about whole sad tale is this muppet has gone public and admitted he was a dud root in 1973, now he wants to try again, who knows she may still be working at the same parlour.

    • Patrickm

      He’s probably got a years worth of Viagra to get through & has worn out both hands

  • Grizz30

    Cam you are being disingenous. It could have been a blowie.

  • Gazzaw

    Same thing happened to me in reverse in ’74. The only difference is was she was a hot Ansett hostie & neither of us missed the target. Can’t recall that either of us had much interest in transcendental meditation either. Now that was a Sydney summer holiday I’ll never forget.

  • cows4me

    She should be great for blow jobs now, would only have to take her teeth out.

    • Patrickm

      & give her a slap on the arse

      Works like a charm

  • Pissedoffyouth

    oh rememeber that flight you took to London in the 70s? Yeah i was 3 rows back and to the left. with the glasses.

  • Seems to me

    Seems to me that you sad bastards dont have any sort life at all.

    Yep I am of that older generation and often think about “events” that happened and what the said persons turned out like. Its the stuff that keeps school reunions going…(I dont go to those anymore -full of wrinkly old bastards).

    Get some whimsy back in your life……..
    The world is full of dead shit news every day. enjoy some sunshine you sad bastards:-)

    • Patrickm

      He could have spent the airfare in the local whorehouse – would have been gauranteed a “Happy Ending”

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