Cock Tax is the age old problem confronting many. A possible solution has been envisioned:
Sexbots are coming, and we will cum with them. Three times a week or whatever our physician / longevity coach recommends. Because orgasms â€” especially the hormone-exploding Oâ€™s weâ€™ll eventually enjoy with carnal cyborgs â€” are excellent for mental and physical health.
Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with â€śI could die happy nowâ€ť satiety? Sexbots will electrocute our flesh with climaxes thrice as gigantic because theyâ€™ll be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus theyâ€™ll be uploaded with supreme sex-skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices. Sexbots will heighten our ecstasy until we have shrieking, frothy, bug-eyed, amnesia-inducing orgasms. Theyâ€™ll offer us quadruple-tongued cunnilingus, open-throat silky fellatio, deliriously gentle kissing, transcendent nipple tweaking, g-spot massage & prostate milking dexterity, plus 2,000 varieties of coital rhythm with scented lubes â€” this will all be ours when the Sexbots arrive.