Another puff piece on Sweetie

Oh look, another women’s magazine puff piece about the sweetie from central Auckland (December 2012 Next Magazine).  This time however she has managed to do a whole page without mentioning her commie caravan once.  I see her favourite travel destination is visiting Helen….

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  • cows4me

    (click image for full size), do we have to?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=706456651 Nigel Sherrie Fairweather-Hunt

      ewe

      • Mitch82

        The article said she’s ‘one to watch for’ – loosely translated, it means watch out she isn’t in your back yard eating the grass.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Jenkins/593642943 James Jenkins

          LOL!….classic………;-)

        • Positan

          In Labour, such term seems to be a most dubious qualification. The only person I ever heard so described who “made it” was David Lange. All the others, once tagged, seem to have taken the description to heart and thereafter performed as if they were indeed anointed – to their consequent detriment. Ardern has done nothing, achieved nothing, and, in all probability, nothing spectacular is destined to happen to her.

      • Brian of Mt Wellington

        Your just lucky you dont have a 3d screen when her teeth jump out at you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=706456651 Nigel Sherrie Fairweather-Hunt

    ahh yes well lets hope that dipshit who was last week ‘revealing’ a study into how much coverage certain parties were getting in the lead-up to the last election is keeping a tally on how many PMs are being paid to appear in glossy mags.

  • Catweasel321

    If a caravan is Commie does that make a tent an Anarchist?

    OMG, I’ve being living up the road from a park of commies and not realising it.

  • http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/ Petal

    “The one to watch”

    Oh, don’t you worry about that.

  • Rodney

    Ardern must surely win the “shit-in-her-own-nest” for her complete and utter tactical blunder trying to expose in the House today how the transition to work allowance is paying for travel to take up work in Australia. All Bennett’s going to say is that it’s “not being used for holidays, Sweetie, it’s when people have real jobs to go to, which is what the grant is supposed be used for. you silly child”. Ardren is as thick as they come, probably the thickest MP in Parliament, certainly the most stupid in Labour.

    • http://unsolicitedious.wordpress.com/ Unsolicitedious

      I agree. Ironically she takes women’s lib back decades.

      But I like her taste in movies – Run Lola Run was fantastic. Has always been one of my top 5!

  • Phar Lap

    She seems to have very prominent teeth,caused by ass licking and thumb sucking.Now i see she has ears that stick out like a taxi cab with its doors open.There is not a lot i can say about just another lying snot from Lie-bour party list. FFS whats wrong with the magazines,cant they find any real stories.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      There is nothing a good photo-shop imaging can’t fix Phar Lap. If auntie can be made to look like Angelina, why not the socialist cindy?

  • Meg

    The pure bile that is directed at this woman from people on here is frankly disgusting. Disagree with her politics, her opinion etc… but the putrid personal attacks on her are nothing more than the comments of the right wing all boys scum club.

    Grow up.

    • http://unsolicitedious.wordpress.com/ Unsolicitedious

      No I disagree. The comments are the same kind as if she were a male left-winger.

      The boys have picked at her appearance just the same as they would Mallard, Shearer or Silent T. None of the comments have been disparaging because she is female. They are all because she a dumb, blind commie.

      And comments on her teeth are fair enough – they are huge and she draws attention to them by persisting with her sanctimonious attitude (ever seen her on Breakfast) and cheshire cat grin.

      When you put yourself on a pedal stool it is a natural consequence that others will point out your failings.

      • Meg

        Actually the comments made about male left MPs are nothing like the ones made about the women. Nothing at all.

        The comments made about women MPs in general are nasty vile disgusting boys club bullshit.

        • Mark

          Yes Meg because I’m sure you never referred to Muldoon as piggie or Bolger as spud face.

          • Meg

            Bolger, nope. Never even crossed my mind to call him that. Muldoon, I was a bit too young to care about him.

          • Mark

            Well take it from me he was a great man

          • Pissedoffyouth

            Was he gentle, Mark? :)

            Meg, lighten up will ya? We’re just poking fun at old Jac’ chomping at the bit.

          • Meg

            And if anyone one the left “poked fun” at a female in National in the way most of you lot have there would be calls for blood from the same people making the disgusting comments at the moment.

          • Mostly_Harmless

            There’s no “if” about it.

          • davcav

            You mean like at Paula?

          • Meg

            I have seen some on the right say some rather nasty things about Paula and her weight.

          • Pissedoffyouth

            Its funny because you can’t poke fun at female National ministers Meg, they’re fucking scary. If any of them told me off I’d be terrified. So what if Paula is a bit big? Have Labour seen some of its ministers? Jacinda is an easy target as she thinks she is hot shit on toast but she is cold fart on bread

          • davcav

            Don’t you mean “Chomping at the bit to be the leader?”

          • Meg

            Somehow, with an endorsement like that, I suspect otherwise. And given the doco’s I have watched about him, I think you might be a tad off in your assessment.

          • Mark

            You watch docos on people you don’t care about?

          • Meg

            I watch doco’s on politics quite a bit. I enjoy them.

          • Mark

            What an exciting household you must have

          • Meg

            I had no idea that I had to obey your rules around what people should be interested in.

        • Hard1

          Respect is earned , no ?

          • Meg

            Correct, but what you are doing is degrading and and has NOTHING to do with not respecting her politics/beliefs.

          • Hard1

            Who’s “you” , paleface . I judge people on their ability , their integrity , and their level of respect for others . This is a disparate online community , of which you are a part . Mocking a person’s appearance has no part in a serious debate , however some like to dwell at that level , indicating a certain lack of maturity , which incidentally is evident in most of Ardern’s utterances .

          • Meg

            Then I suggest you give your fellows on here a good telling off given all they are doing is attacking her appearance.

          • Mr Sackunkrak

            Spank me.

          • Rodney

            “Mocking a person’s appearance has no part in a serious debate , however some like to dwell at that level , indicating a certain lack of
            maturity , which incidentally is evident in most of Ardern’s utterances .”

            I’ve never heard Ardern utter anything that could be said resembles an attack on someone’s appearance. You’re confusing different types of measures of maturity. My defence of Ardern here, though, doesn’t mean I’ve changed my mind about her being the thickest MP in Parliament.

          • parorchestia

            Be that as it may and I do not condone comments about the physical appearance of a person, but Comrade Ardern is a dangerous fool – she is a list MP, not an electorate MP for Central Auckland. If she can’t understand that simple fact then heaven help us.

        • sandynobb

          And YOU wouldn’t have called Ruth Richardson a Rottweiler?

          • Meg

            No. I called her a heartless bitch, but her looks never entered into any opinion of her.

          • Rodney

            Or do to Key what Mallarding wants to do to Ardern?

        • Hazards001

          Well Meg as a rule I have little reason to agree with you but in this case I’ll conditionally accept the point.
          There are two conditions to my acceptance of your point, the first is : Accept that some of the boys club bullshit is in response to all the man bashing we endured under the left wing lesbian feminazis you support. ( I know you won’t)
          The 2nd is that you accept the reality is that Rodney’s opening comments are bang on. Leaving aside her looks Ardern is a no talent professional politician that has never done a real thing in her life. Why should anyone that has lived life, worked hard and brought up a family be forced to accept a thing this overblown high school prefect has to say?

          • Meg

            Actually I would not consider her the dumbest or most useless in the House. Have you taken a look at our current Minster of Education? Or Nanaia Mahuta who seems to have vanished all together.

          • Anonymouse Coward

            Actually I reckon Megan Woods would fill that role.

            But this is only speculation on my part cause she never says or does anything which would allow me to make a judgement.

          • Hazards001

            Well for Parata I think it would be fair to say WO has put her to the test a few times of late and general feedback would be she has been found wanting…however I’d also look to her officials but again that’s a management issue and she is the supreme manager of her Dept. As to Mahuta a politician that knows when to keep its head down is not really a sign of limited intelligence is it? As opposed to those that pop their vacuous little minds up for public scrutiny at every sound bite opportunity and are open to exposure as the knuckleheaded dimwits so many of them actually are?
            None of that changes the fact that Ardern has no life experience in the real world and that is the true reason she is so belittled on this site. It would appear that a vast majority of the NZ public do NOT want to be governed by school teachers and academics that will spend all their(the governed) monies on re election bribes again!

          • Meg

            Key has no real world experience either. He is from the business world. A world very far removed from reality.

          • LesleyNZ

            What? LOL Meg! Now that is the silliest thing you have said thus far. The business world is the real world – a world where you can either sink or swim. No Nanny state to look after you in the business world.

          • Gazzaw

            Bahahaha Meg! Lesley is right – that is the most stupid comment from you ever. The business world is removed from reality? It is reality for FFS. It’s the reality of trade,finance, negotiations and our country lives or dies by our skills & dexterity in handling those issues. Even labour comprehends that & our FTA with China is evdence of that understanding.

          • In Vino Veritas

            Good point Meg. Though Ardern is only marginally behind these two, if she is behind. I think some of the discussion around her intellectual capability is because she has been held up as a “golden light” so to speak, in the Labour party. Indeed, she is even being touted as a future leader. Given her current lack of performance, and no light at the end of the tunnel, this seems a little far fetched don’t you think?

        • SJ00

          The left never resort to name calling and commenting on peoples appearance. On behalf of the boys club, we will apologize once Labour apologize and stop doing it as well.

      • http://twitter.com/Orcs2Elves Monique Angel

        Photoshop fixes skin tone and other assorted imagery misdemeanors. But it can’t lengthen penises Sir.

        • Patrick

          After reviewing the job photoshop managed to do panelbeating Aunty Helen I reckon it would be pretty easy to add a couple of inches to the pork sword

          • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

            The photoshop was so successful, Kiwis voted for aunty thinking they were electing the most beautiful Prime Minister in the world……

        • Rodney

          A comment like that gets you pretty close to nonsensical (and probably as stupid) as Jacinda. Photoshop can do way more than you know, I’m afraid Monique Tryhard.

          • Travis Poulson

            Alright, let me know when you manage to Photoshop an extra 2 inches on your cock, we’re all waiting to see the results….

          • Patrick

            Man up Travis, asking to see another man’s member (even for research purposes) is not cool.

          • Travis Poulson

            I think you missed my point, as Rodney missed Moniques. By jesus it’s a vicious cycle.

    • Mostly_Harmless

      Where was your outrage when David Cunliffe made that pathetic comment about Judith Collins? Or when lefties mock Paula Bennett about her weight? I’m as disgusted as anyone by these comments about Ardern, but you are so blind to the faults of your own side.

      • Meg

        Not at all. There are boy club issues on the left and the right.

    • Positan

      I agree completely. Pure spite used to be the hallmark of leftist lists. YES, address the issue – YES, debate the points – YES, refute the arguments and dismiss the crap — BUT attacking the person and demeaning their personal attributes does nothing other that outline the personal failings of the utterer.

  • LR

    I was going to say that she scares horses but bloody hell she is one. Is it a Labour requirement that their females have shocking teeth. Clark wins hands down on this.

  • Mallarding

    I’d do her up the cak.

  • Mediaan

    If she wants the public to take her seriously, she should work on her grammar.

    “I love this photo of her and I,” she comments at foot of page. NOT good enough for an MP.

  • SJ00

    iPads and single malt scotch, trips to New York and she has a favorite designer. Representing her constituents well. Although most of them would have stolen an iPad.

    • Meg

      She isn’t allowed to have past times? Shall we have a look at what Key enjoys and gets up to in his time off?

      • SJ00

        Yeah she is allowed past times. Everyone knows John Key represents rich pricks (labours words not mine) and they certainly can relate to iPads and single malt scotch ($70 a bottle minimum?). She is hardly ‘one of the people’ she represents when she gloats about stuff like that though. Much like the Watermelons, telling everyone not to fly, drive, use technology etc and do the opposite themselves. But being one of the Hobbit Hypocrites she is allowed to say one thing and do another. Actually if it was up to her she would most likely get her [soon to be] department pay the poor to have iPads.

  • Ford

    List MP for Central Auckland? WTF is that about? Since when were scum list MP’s representatives for an electorate? More appropriate would be second place under-achiever or runner up in Central Auckland in the 2011 election. Fecking cheek.

    It’s like Melissa Lee claiming to be the List MP for Mt Albert simply because she has an office in the electorate. Oh, hang on…

  • P1LL

    Come on people , play the ball not the player . She can’t help how she looks .
    I would bet that most of you would take her doggy style as long as no blowjob was involved in the mix

    • Mr Sackunkrak

      Yes quite right, I wouldn’t want those knashers anywhere near the ole fella.

  • LesleyNZ

    Going to see Helen? Suppose it is free accommodation in the Big Apple.

  • Liberty

    Sweetie needs to control her anger in the house.

    I suspect. She eats lemons for breakfast.

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