Quade Cooper is a drama queen.
After much ado about nothing, he signed with the ARU and took one up the chook when he realised he was not as good as he thought he was.
The deal is believed to be similar to the $800,000 offer the ARU took off the table following his public criticism of the game and the atmosphere in the Wallabies camp.
Cooper was hit with a record $40,000 for the comments and virtually forced out of the code in Australia after being offered an ARU contract comprising of match payments and a $100,000 bonus if he was to start in 60 per cent of Tests for the Wallabies next season.
Australians do not even want him.
