Manly Life Hacks, Ctd

To quote Terry Pratchett in Nanny Ogg’s Cookbook (the section on Ettiquete:
At least if you need to know if an admiral takes precedence over a field marshal you can look it up, but it takes an unusual grasp of the special etiquette of the wilder parts of town to rank these in order:
A man who once forced another man to eat his own ear.
A man who can drink three pints of ale in seven seconds.
A man who can fart the National Anthem while whistling his own accompaniment.
A man who can open beer bottles with his teeth.
A man who can open beer bottles with someone else’s teeth.
A man who is known to have killed nine people, not counting trolls.
And remember that the penalty for getting this wrong isn’t that someone is going to be mortally offended. Someone will be offended, mortally.

The nail gun does the business, gotta be a bit careful when you’re on the second crate…