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Some fun for the Army

by Whaleoil on December 23, 2012

The Green Taliban have launched a new website for us all to have at for a bit of summer fun. Gareth Hughes has thoughtfully spent tax payer cash on the site. They’d never spend their own money on stuff like this.

They allow you to add a beach and then vote for it. It also appears you can vote multiple times.

I thoughtfully added Whaleoil Beach. However the fun police at the Green Taliban HQ have now deleted it. I got a screenshot though.

Whaleoil Beach

Some one has added Big Boobs Cove too but that is now gone as well.

Plus there was a Seal Clubbers Bay which has also been deleted.

Penguin Shaggers Bay was added…I wonder if Gareth Morgan lives there?

Penguinshaggers bay

I wouldn’t rely on the votes…it appears that the Green Taliban are manipulating the votes, they are certainly deleting beaches that people add.

Still you can keep them busy by adding beaches all over the place. But watch out because they are recording IP address information and when you piss them off enough they block you.

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  • Stuarts.burgers

    Hi Cam Tried to add a beach got Access Denied, may be some body at the Boy Wonders Office reads Whale Oil.

    • Travis Poulson

      Access was denied around 11:20 last night, apparently they didn’t like the beaches Mangled Moggy’s beach and Seal Clubbers Bay either, ‘IP Surveillance Bay’ in Wellington seemed to hit a raw nerve after my first IP address was blocked, the ability to add beaches disappeared after that. It’s a shame really, they’re all great beaches, guess they didn’t agree.

      • SJ00

        I add one about 5 mins ago, it was a mud flat somewhere near Martinbourough.

  • Michael

    How lovely. “We don’t agree with you so you are now banned”

  • http://twitter.com/HarryBStard Harry B’Stard

    Access denied hahahaha dumb twats

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=706456651 Nigel Sherrie Fairweather-Hunt

    can you vote for a “blow hole”?

    • Patrick

      You mean Wee Wussell Norman’s inlet?

      • Dave

        Or outlet

  • Muzza

    Apparently the objective of the website is “This is a Green Party initiative to celebrate New Zealand’s beaches and protect them from the dangers of deep sea oil drilling.” how exactly does a silly website protect a beach from the dangers of deep sea oil drilling

    • Mr_Blobby

      Especially when you are not interested in anybody (dissenting)
      else’s view.

  • SJ00

    Papamoa beach seems to be doing ok considering its a graveyard for about 10 million* dead birds and seals from the Rena shipwreck.

    *unofficial green count and rising

  • cows4me

    Our beach has had an oil rig parked off it for for as long as I can remember. I’m sure if I was to add this to their list the demented fools would have kittens.

  • Sponge

    I just voted for “Oil Slick Bay”

    • Sponge

      Which was almost immediately deleted.

  • davcav

    Just added one. How long it stays there I’m not sure.

  • Chris

    ” beaches we love are under threat from deep sea oil” Isn’t Oil a natural product of dead dinosaurs?

    • Morrissey

      Ha ha ha! That’s a good one! Try telling it in a bar in New Orleans.

      • Tony

        The Gulf of Mexico is absolutely fine and the small businesses made money through a combination of BP, contractors, spectators and media.

        • Morrissey

          Comedy gold! Thanks for that. You should try writing satire.

          Sorry, change that; you ARE writing satire.

          • maninblack

            Morrissey, can you please give me a clear example of a green job..

          • Tony

            you probably should visit

            Merry Christmas

  • davcav

    Seal Clubbers beach in on the list. Mine isn’t yet.

  • http://www.cadlow.co.nz spanishbride

    WOW I was denied before I even got there. It seems that if we are coming from a link on Whaleoil we now automatically get denied ( or is it just me ) Paranoid looking over shoulder, Mrs Whaleoil? I am logged on under my own e-mail address not Whales.

    • http://www.cadlow.co.nz spanishbride

      I went the long way around and got Sheep Shaggers Cove Howick listed :)

      • Travis Poulson

        Money Printers Bay in Russell wasn’t eligible for some reason.

        • maninblack

          haha classic!!

  • Sponge

    The site is now off line. Hahaha

    • toby_toby

      Those idiots couldn’t run a piss-up in a brewery. Drupal? AHAHAHHAHAAA!

    • toby_toby

      Nothing of theirs is working now. Useless. Incompetent.

  • RightOfGenghis

    WO, just for a bit of fun you should put your own fav beach page up. Let the carbon botherers unleash. Would be interesting to see what they’ve got!

  • Mr_Blobby

    Yes it is now offline.

    Bet the fuckers can’t wait until they are in power so they
    can get rid of democracy and introduce there own version of big brother
    oppression.

  • tarkwin

    The site is back up. I just voted for Whale bay and registered Cross Dresser Cove which is up up Houhora way, feel free to vote before the Taliban remove it.

  • davcav

    Mine’s been denied after doing Carters Outlet (where many fine men visit).

    Can someone post Glendhu Bay on Lake Wanaka? Wonder how that would go down?

  • maninblack

    I just put down Bludgers bay.. been taken down already..

  • manuka416

    They didn’t like Petrobras Beach, north of Gizzy

  • Tony

    I got Green Taliban accepted and then I was immediately denied access. How come a website created by my money can deny my input?

    • Tony

      also Little Green Taliban Beach

  • http://www.facebook.com/scott.miller0 Scott Miller

    Would love to know how much this bloody costed us!

  • Hagues

    Palmerston North Central Beach is not registering for some reason?

  • Meg

    Seems rather childish to sabotage a website about favorite beaches just because of who set it up.

    Oh well. Small things amuse small minds I guess.

    • Travis Poulson

      Like small fake names used by hyphenated school teachers eh kosh…

      • GregM

        Where I come from PGR means Parental guidance required.
        Coincidence much?

        • Travis Poulson

          Bazinga!! well spotted Mr M :)

          • GregM

            Yay I got a down vote, Cheers Paul. :-)

          • Travis Poulson

            I’ll even it up for ya mate, you earned it

  • Teletubby

    I saw the child MP on TV the other night being interviewed about this and I couldn’t help but wonder how many air points and carbon emissions he racked up getting to said beach.

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