The Stuffed Fairfax Longbow

Stuff put up a nothing piece about a US Spy visiting New Zealand and insisting John Key reveal who he is.

Straight away that’s a nothing article.  Who in their right mind expects a sitting Prime Minister, who is in charge of New Zealand’s own spy agency, the GCSB, to name a visiting intelligence professional?

By demanding an answer of Key, who had to politely decline in a number of ways, they asked enough questions for Stuff to fashion some sort of atmosphere of denial, suggesting all these goings on are super secret and there is something the public needs to know.

Key, in his usual way, takes the air out of the tyres:

“I don’t track every [US security] official that comes to New Zealand. People come all the time. Some come on planes, some don’t … I don’t bother going to ask who’s on those particular planes.”

He agreed it must have been a senior figure in US President Barack Obama’s administration.

“There’d be lots of senior and important people that come to New Zealand.

“If someone parks a US plane at Wellington airport, in my opinion, that doesn’t count as a secret.

“If someone was secretly trying to get into New Zealand you presumably won’t park a marked plane at Wellington airport.”

The article speculates about the possible reasons and sources of the visit, but apart from Key’s denial, they have nothing to go on.

That’s where the non-news article should have ended – if published at all.

But no, Fairfax/Stuff takes out the longbow and leaves readers with these final two sentences

[Overseas security officials meet]  regularly across the globe. They are believed to have met in New Zealand in September.

Within days Key ordered an investigation into illegal spying by the Government Communications Security Bureau (GCSB) on internet piracy accused Kim Dotcom.

I’m sure Key was also seen in a set of toilets the same day and people, who are yet to be identified, were in the stalls next to him.  Some observers “are believed” when it is thought words may have been exchanged.

Within days, the GCSB tape that was believed to exist by a senior government official believed to have strong links with the Labour Party, is believed to have been destroyed, because it has not been located since.

It’s interesting to note the Stuff hit piece is published as a “Fairfax” article, and no journalist has dared to put their name on it.  The headline for this hit piece? “Key refuses to identify visiting US spy”.

Oh, and they managed to mention Dotcon.

Do journalist get paid under the table by Dotcon for every mention of his name?  It is believed they do.

 

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  • In Vino Veritas

    Wonderful. The visitor is a spy who’s job is to be secret. And the media want to know who heshe is, and what they are doing. Que ask John Key to reveal so the person becomes a non spy and non secret. Surely some of these journos must cringe at what they have to do. Either that or they are intellectually handicapped.

  • DavidW

    Well at least they have dropped the description of the US Government Jet as a “spy-plane”. As you say Cam,a nothing story whipped to soft peaks by some pimply faced pre-pubescent wannabe journalists who couldn’t find the seat if they sat down to pee.

  • Phar Lap

    The find the needle in the wood pile question on the white and blue plane parked at Wellington Airport,it was started by that last bastion of spin without substance Barry Soappie,or someones name that sounds like that.

    • starboard

      ..and carried on by his breathless repeater root HDA reporting it on the 6 oclock news referring to the spys as ” spooks “. Silly little girl, Barry should have her tied up at home assuming the position.

  • CommonSense404

    Nothing surprises me with the MSM these days. Lets create the news, score a sound bite and whip up a frenzy over nothing amongst the general population. Its getting beyond pathetic – its downright dangerous.

    • http://www.theologyweb.com/ Roger de Laborde

      you should see one of the local rags here. every story just about contains a conspiracy with the people interviewed asking to remain anonymous as they afraid to live here. The other local rag tends to actually stick to facts.

      • CommonSense404

        The problem we have is that the country’s too small for effective competition in the media – not enough punters. So when one big rag decides to go feral there’s nothing to balance it with a contrasting viewpoint. That’s the fertile space for blogs I guess.

  • paddles83

    Are you sure it wasn’t Soapies Child Bride that gave him the scoop

  • Anonymouse Coward

    It must galling to ours that when they make a Royal Progress as befitting their status as senior spooks their choice of carriage is a Holden Commodore and not a private jet.

    • Gazzaw

      Its a tad difficult getting from Langley to Wellington in a Holden Commodore AC.

  • Gazzaw

    Clark would have had a much stronger response to the MSM than JK. She NEVER commented on security issues and as a result they never asked her. A good policy.

  • Mitch82

    Leon Panetta. Done and done.

  • Patrick

    Nothing like a story about the Yanks to get half NZ up in arms, throw in Yank Spys & it is all on, only thing to really get them going would be Yank Spy delivered to NZ by Nuclear Sub – now that would have the veins popping out of the commie loving wankers

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