In perhaps his last act as Consumer Affairs Minister my mate SimonÂ BridgesÂ really dropped the ball today and focusing on things that matter.Â His latest announcement is about banning small magnets.
Consumer Affairs Minister Simon Bridges has announced a ban on the sale of sets of small high powered magnets that have caused serious injuries in New Zealand and at least one reported death in Australia.
The magnets are sold in New Zealand under a variety of brands in stores and over the internet. These magnets â known as ârare earth magnetsâ â are up to 50 times stronger than conventional ferrous magnets of a similar size.
âThese magnets are harmless to play with but if swallowed can cause serious internal damage that can require major surgery,â says Mr Bridges.
Surely the answer should be not a ban but strong words like “Don’t swallow them, stupid”
You would have thought that if a press sec had come up to the Minister and said âHere Minister, letâs run with this issue and go on the radioâ a short answer of fuck off would have sufficed.Â
If I had been Simon I would have shunted this off till the issue of the new warrants which would have left this landmine for Craig Foss to stand on. He drives a gay ute, so a gay decision like this would have been expected.
This government needs a bit of Malcolm Tucker