Via the Tipline
Lol, love the guy taking the cat-hair off his sling
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Ode to Gareth Morgan
We worry Gareth Morgan
Are you a fool, or is there doubt?
Make it easy for us Gareth,
Open mouth – remove all doubt!
We can’t see where you’re at.
Are you working on our KiwiSaver
Or trying to kill our cat?
We worry Gareth Morgan,
You stunned us quite a bunch,
When you threw those bucks at Happy Feet
Then turned him into lunch!
You’ve made this such a farce
How does a garden gnome get his head
That far up his arse?
Brilliant!
+1 well done.
