Gareth Morgan contracts EDS for Cat Wrangling?

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  • Lion_ess

    Lol, love the guy taking the cat-hair off his sling

  • Hamilton Lad

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    Ode to Gareth Morgan

    We worry Gareth Morgan

    Are you a fool, or is there doubt?

    Make it easy for us Gareth,

    Open mouth – remove all doubt!

    We worry Gareth Morgan

    We can’t see where you’re at.

    Are you working on our KiwiSaver

    Or trying to kill our cat?

    We worry Gareth Morgan,

    You stunned us quite a bunch,

    When you threw those bucks at Happy Feet

    Then turned him into lunch!

    We worry Gareth Morgan

    You’ve made this such a farce

    How does a garden gnome get his head

    That far up his arse?

    • Travis Poulson

      Brilliant!

      • Lion_ess

        +1 well done.

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