This ute for sale on Trademe is definitely not a gay ute.
I love the description:
This superb truck has the following features;
6.5 Litre, V8 petrol, 215 Hp, this will use up your carbon credits very fast
Aerodynamics of a brick
Corners like a water bed with no baffles
Diffs – Weldwell rear, LSD front
Non lockable doors, you dont need to belong to the AA
Large isolate switch and fire extinguisher for lucas wiring
Rear mounted radiator, no room to put it in the front
39″ super swamper tyres completely unbalanced
6 speed auto, 2 speed transfer case, only noisey when running
Twin 3″ exhaust with short coby pipes, sounds cool
Air conditioning, the faster you go the colder it gets
Windows, there are none so self cleaning.
Heater, depends on how much you are wearing
Very economical “yeah right”
Dual steering wheels to look cool, got to look cool
Turning circle 2 1/2 large paddocks
Doesnt drip much oil
Short range fuel tank, 20 litres, no fuel gauge either, bugger
No lights, not ideal for night driving
No windows or wipers, not ideal for wet weather
Only two seats, not ideal for family trips
Home to lots of spiders
The rust is a minor problem although it is getting lighter all the time as bits fall off
The vehicle has been built with the enviroment in mind, no trees were cut down and no snails were harmed
Truely a collectors item, I collected lots of items to make it
